“Why do they call it a good cry? All it does is make you look like hell. And what's missing is still missing.”
Jane Seymour Fonda - Iris King

“I haven’t cried this hard since Toy Story 3.”
Kunal Nayyar - Raj Koothrappali

“I need to go take a shower so I can’t tell if I’m crying or not.”
Will Arnett - BoJack Horseman

“- Amber Atkins: My mom never hid the fact that my dad chose his career over us. What was it she always said?
- Loretta: Once a carnie, always a carnie.
- Amber Atkins: Mom still cries every time she sees a tilt-a-whirl or a fat lady in a tube top.”
Kirsten Dunst - Amber Atkins
Allison Janney - Loretta

“- Harriet M. Welsch: I'm not gonna cry, I'm not gonna cry, I'm not gonna cry.
- Ole Golly: Nah it's okay to cry, but whatever you do, don't laugh, no Harriet, I will not tolerate laughter as I leave. No.”
Michelle Trachtenberg - Harriet M. Welsch
Rosie O'Donnell - Ole Golly