What do ya got here, anyways? "Rainbow Alligator Saves the Wetlands?". Uh, no. "The Organic Squirrel Gets a Bike Helmet?". I'm not reading these Communist books to you guys! Don't you got any real stories?

Adam Sandler - Skeeter Bronson

“- Roy: Don't tell me that you miss the USSR? I mean the USSR was a dark evil empire.
- Grinko: Maybe so. But then we were people living in the darkness, now we are people dying in the light. Which is better?”
Woody Harrelson - Roy
Ben Kingsley - Grinko

“- Botanist: If you were a communist how could you be king?
- Learoyd: Only a communist would think of it.”
Nigel Havers - Botanist
Nick Nolte - Learoyd

“We went to Vietnam to stop communism!... We shell women and children!”
Tom Cruise - Ron Kovic

“Ronnie, Ronnie, you're doing the right thing! Communism has to be stopped! It's God's will that you go, and I'm proud of you.”

Caroline Kava - Mrs. Kovic