“With a second marriage, you keep your fingers crossed and you act optimistic. Somebody did say that a second marriage is a victory of hope over experience.”

Natalie Wood

“I know nothing about sex because I was always married.”
Zsa Zsa Gabor

“I've only slept with the men I've been married to. How many women can make that claim?”
Liz Taylor

“Sex without love is an empty experience, but, as empty
experiences go, it's one of the best.”
Woody Allen

“- Bus Driver: That Veronica Vaughn is one piece of ace, I know from experience dude. If you know what I mean.
- Billy Madison: No, you don't.
- Bus Driver: Well, not me personally but a guy I know. Him and her got it on. Wooo-eee!
- Billy Madison: No, they didn't.”
Chris Farley - Bus Driver
Adam Sandler - Billy Madison