“Now that I'm a parent, I understand why my father was in a bad mood a lot.”
Adam Sandler movie quotes
- Name
- Adam Richard
- Last name
- Sandler
- Pseudonym
- Adam Sandler
- Born
- September 9, 1966
- Gender
- male
- Nationality
- North American
- Profession
- actor, scriptwriter, film producer, musician
- Zodiac sign
- Virgo
Adam Sandler Movies
Murder Mystery
Pixels
The Ridiculous 6
Blended
Grown Ups 2
That's My Boy
Jack And Jill
Grown Ups
You Don't Mess With...
Bedtime Stories
I Now Pronounce You...
Click
The Longest Yard
50 First Dates
Spanglish
Anger Management
The Hot Chick
Punch-Drunk Love
Mr. Deeds
8 Crazy Nights
Little Nicky
Big Daddy
The Wedding Singer
The Waterboy
Happy Gilmore
Bulletproof
Billy Madison
Mixed Nuts
Coneheads
Shakes the Clown
Adam Sandler movie quotes, phrases and lines
191 in english
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“You'd better not kill me, man, I've got shit to do tomorrow!”
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“You don't have to lie, just tell her to ignore when I'm lying.”
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“- Nick Spitz: We travel. I took you to the Poconos that time.
- Audrey Spitz: That was... That was for a funeral, Nick.
- Nick Spitz: How about, uh, when we went to Virginia when my uncle was in a hospice and we got to see him die? We did that.”
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“- Nick Spitz: What happens in Death at the Library?
- Audrey Spitz: They died.”
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“- Nick Spitz: You're an actress, right?
- Grace Ballard: All women are actresses, dear. I'm just clever enough to get paid for it.”
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“There's bars on planes now? This is... Man, I wish my mother was still alive to see this. She was an alcoholic, but a nice one.”
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“- Sam Brenner: Are you OK?
- Violet Van Patten: I'm sitting in my closet and drinking chardonnay from a sippy cup. Do I look ok?
- Sam Brenner: I'm gonna say no.”
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“- Casey Bugge: He poked me in the eye!
- Robert 'Bobby' Boucher Jr.: Captain Insano shows no mercy.”
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“- Barry Egan: I wanted to ask you something because you're a doctor... I don't like myself sometimes. Can you help me?
- Walter: Barry, I'm a dentist. What kind of help do you think I could give you?”
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“- Todd: You're a terrible father. You let me eat cake and lollipops for breakfast every day.
- Donny: That's what you asked for!
- Todd: You are supposed to say no!”
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“- Sam Brenner: For the record, I'm an amazing kisser. All us nerds are, cause we appreciate it more.
- Violet: You didn't even brush your teeth this morning!
- Sam Brenner: I ate a Tic Tac!”
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I googled you, and "Closet Queens" came out. Are you a lesbian?
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“- Lenny Feder: Doctor, wouldn't it be nice if there was a cure for anger?
- Dr. Larry: There is. It's called Jack Daniels.”
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“- Adrian: I'm going to kill you with my bare hands.
- Nicky: I'm ready for ya'. [Adrian punches Nicky] I guess I wasn't ready.”
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“- Dalia: Zohan! He has a bomb... and puppies!
- Zohan: No!
- James: Imma blow up this whole block, Imma blow you up, Imma blow up these puppies! And we all gone' go to hell together, cause I hate these puppies!”
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“- Lenny Feder: Roxanne, I have made out with about 25 girls in this very spot and I want you to be number 26.
- Roxanne Chase-Feder: As long as I am the last.” -
“- Larry Valentine: You know what, I cannot deal with sleeping next to your stupid ugly face tonight, so don't bother coming in the bedroom.
- Chuck Levine: Oh, wouldn't dream of it, honey!
- Larry Valentine: You are a lousy best friend, and a shitty husband!
- Chuck Levine: Hey! For the record, every time I laughed at one of your jokes, I was...” (continue) (continue reading)
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“- Chuck Levine: Larry, look at us, we're not gay! But if we were gay, don't you think I'd be with someone a little hotter-looking than you? I'm Mr February, for God's sake. It would be like the Prom King fooling around with a tuba player.
- Larry Valentine: Oh great, I play tuba.
- Chuck Levine: Larry, I love you, but I'm not in love with you,...” (continue) (continue reading)
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