Adam Sandler movie quotes

“- Terry: All you ever talk about is becoming a pro hockey player, but there's a problem: you're not any good.
- Happy Gilmore: I am good. You know what, you're a lousy kindergarten teacher. I've seen those finger-paintings you bring home and they suck.”
Nancy Hillis - Terry
Adam Sandler - Happy Gilmore

“- Virginia Venit: Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey! You want to beat him? Beat him on the course.
- Happy Gilmore: That's right, I'm gonna beat your ass on the course!
- Shooter McGavin: Yeah, right. And Grizzly Adams had a beard.
- Lee Trevino: Grizzly Adams did have a beard.”

Julie Bowen - Virginia Venit
Adam Sandler - Happy Gilmore
Christopher McDonald - Shooter McGavin
Lee Trevino - Lee Trevino

“- Shooter McGavin: You're in big trouble though, pal. I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast!
- Happy Gilmore: You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?
- Shooter McGavin: [long pause] No!”

Christopher McDonald - Shooter McGavin
Adam Sandler - Happy Gilmore

“Now that I'm a parent, I understand why my father was in a badmood a lot.”
Adam Sandler

“- Chuck: I still remember the war.
- Dave Buznik: Oh, yeah?
- Chuck: Yeah, I remember waking up to the sound of bombs dropping and children screaming.
- Dave Buznik: Oh, you were in Vietnam?
- Chuck: No... Grenada.
- Dave Buznik: Didn't that, like, last only 12 hours?”
John Turturro - Chuck
Adam Sandler - Dave Buznik

“You'd better not kill me, man, I've got shit to do tomorrow!”

Adam Sandler - Moses

“- Chubbs: What are you doing?
- Happy Gilmore: 364 days until next year's hockey tryouts, I have to toughen up.”

Carl Weathers - Chubbs
Adam Sandler - Happy Gilmore

“- Virginia Venit: What's this I hear about you breaking a rake and throwing it in the woods?
- Happy Gilmore: What? I didn't break it, I was just testing its durability, and then I placed it in the woods because it's made of wood and I just thought he should be with his family.”

Julie Bowen - Virginia Venit
Adam Sandler - Happy Gilmore

“- Rita: Is there a girl you're seein'?
- Robert 'Bobby' Boucher Jr.: Seein'? Uh, I see a lot of girls... I see a lot of guys too.
- Rita: I think that's sexy, you ever been with a guy and girl at the same time?
- Robert 'Bobby' Boucher Jr.: Oh yea, plenty of times. The other night, I was with my Mama and Coach Klein at the same time.”
Jennifer Taylor - Rita
Adam Sandler - Robert 'Bobby' Boucher Jr.

“You're gonna die, clown!”

Adam Sandler - Happy Gilmore

“- Happy Gilmore: I got into this tournament for one reason: money. And now I have a new reason: kicking your ass!
- Shooter McGavin: Well, I'd like to see you try.
- Happy Gilmore: [Picks up beer bottle and smashes it in half] Let's do it, then!
- Shooter McGavin: I meant on a golf course!”
Adam Sandler - Happy Gilmore
Christopher McDonald - Shooter McGavin

“- Chubbs: You were great out there today.
- Happy Gilmore: Thank you.
- Chubbs: But not that great. A lot of that was luck.
- Happy Gilmore: Some might call it luck. I like to call it.. well, luck, I guess. So what?”
Carl Weathers - Chubbs
Adam Sandler - Happy Gilmore

“- Chubbs: It's all in the hips. It's all in the hips. It's all in the hips. It's all in the hips.
- Happy Gilmore: Get off of me!
- Chubbs: Just easin' the tension, baby. Just easin' the tension!
- Happy Gilmore: Yeah, well ease it on someone else.”

Carl Weathers - Chubbs
Adam Sandler - Happy Gilmore

- Happy Gilmore: I'd love to punch that guy in the face right now. But I can't, you know, because I'd get in trouble. I bet you get a lot of that on "Let's Make A Deal".
- Bob Barker: It's "The Price Is Right", Happy.
- Happy Gilmore: Oh, yeah. Sorry.

Adam Sandler - Happy Gilmore
Bob Barker - Bob Barker

“- Happy Gilmore: A guy your size, why don't you play a real sport, like football?
- Chubbs: My Momma wouldn't sign the permission slip. Said it might be a little too dangerous.
- Happy Gilmore: Yeah, good call.”
Adam Sandler - Happy Gilmore
Carl Weathers - Chubbs

“- Grandma: It makes me hungry.
- Happy Gilmore: Yeah, well we won't have to worry about eating anymore, Grandma. See, they gave me this card: free Subway for life.”

Frances Bay - Grandma
Adam Sandler - Happy Gilmore

“I'm stupid. You're smart. I was wrong. You were right. You're the best. I'm the worst. You're very good-looking. I'm not attractive.”

Adam Sandler - Happy Gilmore

“- Guy on Green: It's about time!
- Happy Gilmore: Yeah it is about time. I mean I just couldn't get the ball in the hole. I wanted to but I just couldn't do it.”

Ian Boothby - Guy on Green
Adam Sandler - Happy Gilmore

“- Chubbs: Thanks for dressing up.
- Happy Gilmore: If saw myself in clothes like that, I'd have to kick my own ass.”

Carl Weathers - Chubbs
Adam Sandler - Happy Gilmore

“- Grandma: How's that nice girlfriend of yours?
- Happy Gilmore: Oh, she got hit by a car. She's dead.”

Frances Bay - Grandma
Adam Sandler - Happy Gilmore

“You little son of a bitch ball! Why you don't you just go home? That's your home! Are you too good for your home? Answer me! Suck my white ass ball!”

Adam Sandler - Happy Gilmore

“Everything I do, it's not going right, and I don't know what to do.”
Adam Sandler - Howard Ratner

“Made a crazy risk. You gamble and it's - about to pay off.”
Adam Sandler - Howard Ratner

“- Demany: And what the fuck is it wit' you Jewish niggas and basketball anyway? 'Uh? Shucks.
- Howard Ratner: I'll have you know the first two points scored in the NBA was a Jew.
- Demany: Yeah, yeah, who what, Fred Flintstein?
- Howard Ratner: No. Ossie Schectman, 1946, played for the Knicks.”
LaKeith Stanfield - Demany
Adam Sandler - Howard Ratner

“I know. Jews and colon cancer. What's is that? I thought we were the chosen people.”
Adam Sandler - Howard Ratner