“Billy Madison” quotes(1995)
Plot – Billy, the heir to the fortune of the Madison Hotel, only thinks of women and alcohol. Since the day he left school, he has lived his life as one long party: drinking daiquiri every night, lazing about by the pool, lots of jokes and beautiful girls. But when his father, Brian Madison, informs him that he wants to hand his 500 companies over to the devious vice president Eric Gordon, Billy decides to take the biggest gamble of his life. He is to graduate in 24 weeks achieving outstanding results while daddy’s checkbook stops from being the inexhaustible source of his constant follies. Will the good will of Billy erase his past in the eyes of his father and save, together with his reputation, the family fortune and the love for his teacher Veronica?
All actors – Adam Sandler, Darren McGavin, Bridgette Wilson-Sampras, Bradley Whitford, Josh Mostel, Norm MacDonald, Mark Beltzman, Larry Hankin, Theresa Merritt, Dina Platias, Hrant Alianak, Vincent Marinoshow all
“Billy Madison” Quotes 22 quotes
“Mr. Madison, what you have just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.”
“- Ted 'Old Man' Clemens: Who the hell is it? What do you want? Judas Priest, Barbara, it's one of those flaming bags again.
- Barbara: Don't put it out with your boots, Ted.
- Ted 'Old Man' Clemens: Don't tell me my business, Devil Woman. Call the fire department, this one's outta control.”
“[catches the ball one-handed]
Now you're all in big, big trouble.”
“You know some people have no will power, no ambition. They just drift through life like lumps of crap.”
The Industrial Revolution to me is just like a story I know called "The Puppy Who Lost His Way". The world was changing, and the puppy was getting... bigger.
“That little boy's gotta think 'you got a pet. You got a responsibility'. If your dog gets lost you don't look for an hour then call it quits. You get your ass out there and you find that fucking dog.”
“- Billy Madison: Well, I made the duck blue because I'd never seen a blue duck before and I wanted to see one.
- Miss Lippy: Well, I think it's an excellent blue duck. Congratulations Billy, you just passed the first grade.”
“When I graduated first grade, all my dad did was tell me to get a job.”
- Lunch Lady: Have some more "Sloppy Joes". I made 'em extra sloppy for yous. I know how yous kids like 'em sloppy.
- Billy Madison: Lady, you're scaring us.
“- Billy Madison: I swear to God I'm sick. I can't go to school.
- Juanita: If you're gonna stay home today, you can help me shave my armpits.
- Billy Madison: Oh my God. I'll go to school.”