“Baby Geniuses” quotes

Movie Baby Geniuses
Title Baby Geniuses
Year 1999
Director Bob Clark
Genre Sci-Fi, Comedy, Crime, Family
Plot – Dr. Elena Kinder directs the Babyco, a children products industry. Actually it's a secret organization which studies the genius of the babies to take advantage of it. Robin, her niece, and her husband, Dr. Dan, have found the Bobbins, an asylum where they make researches as well. Dan thinks that children are gifted and that their wisdom vanishes when they come into contact with adults. Elena has adopted a couple of twins and has separated them at birth: she has raised Sly, while Whit is entrusted to Robin and Dan. Sly escapes and reaches his brother, while Elena is arrested. The two twins can finally live together.
All actors – Kathleen Turner, Christopher Lloyd, Kim Cattrall, Peter MacNicol, Dom DeLuise, Ruby Dee, Kyle Howard, Kaye Ballard, Leo Fitzgerald, Myles Fitzgerald, Gerry Fitzgerald, Connor Leggett
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  • “- Sly: What's the one thing grown-ups fear most about us babies?
    - Duby: Dirty diapers!
    - Sly: You're wrong!
    - Duby: Well, they make those stupid faces when they change our diapers!
    - Sly: It's our intelligence, everyone, our intelligence.”

    Leo Fitzgerald - Sly
    Zachary Handy - Duby
    [Tag:babyhood, shit, stink]
  • “- Sly:I think that if you're going to talk so much out of your ass, maybe you should wear a bow-tie on your butt!
    - Basil: A bow-tie on her butt? That's disgusting, Sylvester!
    - Teddie: Your syntax is interesting.
    - Basil: It's because he watches television all the time. Nice language, Sylvester.”

    Leo Fitzgerald - Sly
    Connor Leggett - Basil
    Amanda Fein - Teddie
  • “- Margo: Stick to your rapping Ice Shtick and leave the smart remarks to those with IQs over 40.
    - Dickie: It's not rap, it's mantras.
    - Margo: I was chanting mantras before you were born.
    - Dickie: You were chanting mantras before Buddha was born.”

    Ruby Dee - Margo
    Kyle Howard - Dickie