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“Look, Miss Snit, a girl does not get anywhere by acting intelligent! I mean, take a look at you and me. You chose books, I chose looks. I have a nice house, a wonderful husband and you are slaving away teaching snot-nosed children their ABCs.”
“I think intelligence is usually sexy until it becomes irritating.”
“Always be smarter than the people who hire you.”
“In some ways you're far superior to my Cocker Spaniel.”
- Anne Uumellmahaye: Michael, you do so much for me, and I do nothing for you.
- Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr: Are you out of your head? Sorry, I forgot. As far as I'm concerned, you're the most complete woman I've ever known. All my life, I wanted women with great bodies, women who were "Tens". Now, for the first time, I'm aroused by a mind.
“- Lampy: Legs would help, you know.
- Kirby: Brains wouldn't hurt either.”
“I didn't go to college. I don't know anybody who did. Bunch of hippies and cesspool salesmen.”
“Brilliance should be acknowledged.”
“He's a fox, and foxes have a predictable nature. Trust this Jew about that Jew. If you let him in the henhouse, you can expect blood and feathers everywhere.”
“You know what the problem is with being the smartest person in the world? Everyone else seems stupid!”
“I was a huge nerd in high school. Sure, I socialized - but I was definitely a nerd.”
“Intelligence. Nothing has caused the human race so much trouble as intelligence.”
“The first thing you've got to learn about this ship is that she was designed by geniuses to be run by idiots.”
“- Mr. Esmond Sr.: Say, they told me you were stupid! You don't sound stupid to me!
- Lorelei Lee: I can be smart when it's important.”
“I'm so smart, it's a disease.”
“It's a shame that I didn't marry someone who was my intellectual equal.”
“Sometimes, big shot, you don't seem to give me credit for very much intelligence at all. I've been to school in my life - and I'm a magazine reader!”