Singing quotes

“Can't nobody sang like Eddie King Jr!”
Michael Wright - Eddie

“- Record Company Executive: Your fans are church folk, Johnny. Christians. They don't wanna hear you singing to a bunch of murderers and rapists, tryin' to cheer 'em up.
- John R. Cash: Well, they're not Christians, then.”

David Caffey - Record Company Executive
Joaquin Phoenix - John R. Cash

“People who can dance and sing are often very good at comedy.”
John Michael Higgins

“You boys stop fighting and listen to me sing!”

Sissy Spacek - Loretta Lynn

“- Sharpay Evans: What do you mean you're not doing the show?
- Troy Bolton: Exactly that.
- Sharpay Evans: We're singing a duet, Troy! A duet means two people! Well mostly me in this case but whatever! Duet!”
Ashley Tisdale - Sharpay Evans
Zac Efron - Troy Bolton

“- Jack Bolton: You're the playmaker... not a singer... right?
- Troy Bolton: Did you ever think that maybe I could be both?”
Bart Johnson - Coach Jack Bolton
Zac Efron - Troy Bolton

“- Hunk Houghton: You know, I got a spot for you in the show. I'll teach you a new tune.
- Vince Everett: I don't know. What's the percentage in singing for a bunch of cons?
- Hunk Houghton: Experience, you lunkhead! That's the percentage.”
Mickey Shaughnessy - Hunk Houghton
Elvis Presley - Vince Everett

“I ain't lying, man, people love me. Hey, if you play this song, I guarantee motherfuckers'll start hopping and squirming. When I used to play this record live, motherfuckers would actually faint. They would faint on the floor.”
Eddie Murphy - Rudy

“Now look lady, you may have heard a lot of singers but you ain't heard nothin' sung till you've heard me sung it.”

Dean Martin - Dino

“- Young Celeste: I'll nail that, then we can get started on Body Talk.
- Music director: I'm sorry, what section is that?
- Young Celeste: It's the next track.”
Raffey Cassidy - Young Celeste
Erik King - Music director

“- Charles: What about that girl who sings?
- Mrs. Alexis Richardson: Every man has a girl who sings someplace in his life.”
Bruce Lester - Charles
Kristine Miller - Mrs. Alexis Richardson

“- Jack: What do you want me to play?
- Emerald: I don't care. Just look at me while you do it.”
Bradley Cooper - Jack
Willam Belli - Emerald

“- Bobby: If I was no good, why did you steal my fucking voice? Huh?
- Jack: Cause you had nothing to fucking say.”
Sam Elliott - Bobby
Bradley Cooper - Jack

“- Jack: If I don't say this then I'll never forgive myself.
- Ally: What...
- Jack: If you don't dig deep into your fuckin' soul you won't have legs. I'm just telling you that. If you don't tell the truth out there you're fucked. All you got is you and what you have to say to people and they are listening right now and they are not going to be...” (continue)(continue reading)
Bradley Cooper - Jack
Lady Gaga - Ally

“- Jack: Do you write songs or anything?
- Ally: I don't sing my own songs.
- Jack: Why?
- Ally: I just don't feel comfortable.
- Jack: Why wouldn't you feel comfortable?
- Ally: Because like almost every single person that I've come in contact with in the music industry has told me that my nose is too big and that I won't make it.”
Lady Gaga - Ally
Bradley Cooper - Jack

“Sometimes I sing and dance around the house in my underwear. Doesn't make me Madonna. Never will.”
Joan Cusack - Cyn

“- Baloo: Forget about your worries and your strife.
- Mowgli: What's that?
- Baloo: That's a song about the good life.”

Bill Murray - Baloo
Neel Sethi - Mowgli

“If I could sing a lick, I would. But I can't. And I hate myself everyday because of it.”

Jacob Wysocki - Justin

“- Reverend Hubbard: We're gonna miss your voice in the choir, Norma.
- Norma Rae: You're gonna hear it raised up someplace else.”

Vernon Weddle - Reverend Hubbard
Sally Field - Norma Rae

“- Dottie Hinson: What did you do to her?
- Doris Murphy - 3rd Base: Nothin', we just gave her a dress.
- Mae Mordabito: And a lotta liquor!”

Geena Davis - Dottie Hinson
Rosie O'Donnell - Doris Murphy - 3rd Base
Madonna - Mae Mordabito

“Opera is: when a guy's stabbed in the back, instead of bleeding, he sings. It seems to me, after much research, that rap is when a guy is stabbed in the back, and instead of bleeding, he talks. Er, rhythmically, even with feeling. But because rap's spoken, the feeling is sort of held in check: all on one note.”
Tom Courtenay - Reggie Paget

“Old McWalter had a farm and on that farm he had a kid with squishy, puffy cheeks.”
Pauly Shore - Crawl

“You're willing to pay him a thousand dollars a night just for singing? Why, you can get a phonograph record of Minnie the Moocher for 75 cents. And for a buck and a quarter, you can get Minnie.”
Groucho Marx - Otis B. Driftwood

“- Rusty: Let me guess, a Jehovah's Witness?
- Walt Koontz: I was wondering, uh, if I could pay you for singing lessons?
- Rusty: Oh hahaha, oh, honey, I'd rather suck Hitler's dead dick.
- Walt Koontz: I bet you already did!”
Philip Seymour Hoffman - Rusty
Robert De Niro - Walt Koontz

“Just a spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down, the medicine go down, the medicine go down. Just a spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down, in the most delightful way.”
Julie Andrews - Mary Poppins