“"Crocodile" Dundee” quotes

Movie "Crocodile" Dundee
Title "Crocodile" Dundee
Original title Crocodile Dundee
Year 1986
Director Peter Faiman
Genre Comedy, Adventure
Plot – Sue, a young journalist, must wirte a piece about an Australian crocodile hunter, who now is the owner of an agency specialized in adventurous holidays. The woman, after facing the risks of the Australian nature with the hunter, convinces him to follow her to New York, where he becomes very famous indeed.
All actors – Paul Hogan, Linda Kozlowski, John Meillon, David Gulpilil, Ritchie Singer, Maggie Blinco, Steve Rackman, Gerry Skilton, Terry Gill, Peter Turnbull, Khristina Totos, Graham 'Grace' Walker, David Bracks, Brett Hogan, Mark Blum, Michael Lombard, Irving Metzman, Reginald VelJohnson, Rik Colitti, John Snyder, J.J. Cole, Gwyllum Evans, Clarie Hague, Jan Saint, Peter Bucossi, Sullivan Walker, Bobby Alto, Anne Carlisle, Anne Francine, Paige Matthews, Paul Greco, Caitlin Clarke, Nancy Mette, Barry Kivel, Tony Holmes, Dan Lounsbery, Dolores Messina, Yvonne Erwin, Christopher Lockhart, Joe Pentangelo, David Trim
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  • “If I give my heart to you, I’ll have none and you'll have two.”

    Paul Hogan - Michael J. 'Crocodile' Dundee
    [Tag:gift, heart, sacrifice]
  • - Sue Charlton: Weren't you afraid?
    - Michael J. "Crocodile" Dundee: Of dying? Nah. I read the Bible once. You know God and Jesus and all them apostles? They were all fishermen, just like me. Yeah, straight to heaven for Mick Dundee. Yep, me and God, we'd be mates.

    Linda Kozlowski - Sue Charlton
    Paul Hogan - Michael J. “Crocodile” Dundee
    [Tag:death, fishermen, god]
  • “- Richard Mason: Take care now.
    - Sue Charlton: Don't worry. I'm a New Yorker!”

    Mark Blum - Richard Mason
    Linda Kozlowski - Sue Charlton
  • “- Neville Bell: Oh no, you can't take my photograph.
    - Sue Charlton: Oh, I'm sorry, you believe it will take your spirit away.
    - Neville Bell: No, you got lens-cap on it.”

    David Gulpilil - Neville Bell
    Linda Kozlowski - Sue Charlton
  • - Sue Charlton: That croc was going to eat me alive.
    - Michael J. "Crocodile" Dundee: Well, I wouldn't hold that against him. Same thought crossed my mind once or twice.

    Linda Kozlowski - Sue Charlton
    Paul Hogan - Michael J. “Crocodile” Dundee
    [Tag:argument, eating]
  • “Aborigines don't own the land. They belong to it. It's like their mother. See those rocks? Been standing there for 600 million years. Still be there when you and I are gone. So arguing over who owns them is like two fleas arguing over who owns the dog they live on.”
    Paul Hogan - Michael J. “Crocodile” Dundee