“Fifty Shades of Black” quotes(2016)
Plot – In this parody comedy, the millionaire control maniac Christian Black seduces the shy college student Hannah Steele after an interview. They start a hilarious and vicious relationship, despite Christian's loving shortcomings, the excessive weirdness of his racist mother, the well-hung Eli and the nymphomaniac Kateesha.
All actors – Marlon Wayans, Kali Hawk, Fred Willard, Mike Epps, Affion Crockett, Jane Seymour, Florence Henderson, Andrew Bachelor, Jenny Zigrino, Kate Miner, Sydney Castillo, Irene Choishow all
“Fifty Shades of Black” Quotes 6 quotes
“- Hannah Steele: [after Christian buys cable ties and tape] If I didn't know better, I might mistake you for a serial killer.
- Christian Black: Haha, don't be ridiculous. If I was a serial killer I'd need rope, ax, lye, ammonia, chloropill, wood chipper, plastic sheets, and three large boxes of space pampers! And a shovel. On second thought, I...” (continue)(continue reading)
“- Hannah: My ex stepdad Ron is a little... over protective.
- Ron: Are you thinking about marrying her?
- Christian: [deeply felt] No.
- Ron: What if she gets pregnant?
- Christian: Still no. But hell no. I like this guy!”
“- Hannah Steele: You want me to be somebody that I am not.
- Christian Black: No, no. It's not me that's changing you, it's you that's changing me!
- Hannah Steele: Wait a minute... that's a line from the movie Radio.
- Christian Black: No it's not.
- Hannah Steele: Yeah, yeah. The movie with Cuba Gooding Jr. where he played this mentally...” (continue)(continue reading)
“- Charlese: What we supposed to do in here?
- Christian Black: Well, I thought we'd start with a little bit of rope play.
- Charlese: No!
- [Christian loses his smile]
- Christian Black: Okay, well, how about I just mount you to that rack over there and spank you?
- Charlese: Hell to the no!
- Christian Black: Perhaps a little bit of flogging?
-...” (continue)(continue reading)
“- Hannah Steele: Um, are you stalking me, Mr. Black?
- Christian Black: Hahaha! Yes.”