Religion quotes

“- Professor Fred Lieberman: Millions of people nowadays are religious only in the vaguest sense. I've often wondered why the Jews among them still go on calling themselves Jews. Do you know, Mr. Green?
- Phil Green: No, but I'd like to.
- Professor Fred Lieberman: Because the world still makes it an advantage not to be one. Thus it becomes a...” (continue)(continue reading)
Sam Jaffe - Professor Fred Lieberman
Gregory Peck - Philip Schuyler Green

“- Mark Baum's Mom: Then what's the problem, rabbi?
- Rabbi: It's the reason Mark is studying so hard. He's looking for inconsistencies in the word of God!
- Mark Baum's Mom: So has he found any?”

Carrie Lazar - Mark Baum's Mom
David Zalkind - Rabbi

“The truth is what everybody accepts. Right, Owen? I mean, psychiatry: it's the latest religion. We decide what's right and wrong. We decide who's crazy or not. I'm in trouble here. I'm losing my faith.”
Madeleine Stowe - Kathryn Railly

“- Red: That's what I am. I'm just a hermit crab changin' shells.
- Dale Denton: Except if you're a dick your whole life, your next shell will be made of shit, okay? If you're an asshole, you're gonna come back as a cockroach or a worm or a fuckin' anal bead, okay? If you're a man and you act heroic, you'll come back as an eagle. You'll come back...” (continue)(continue reading)

Danny McBride - Red
Seth Rogen - Dale Denton

“Did you know that most temples are built with moveable walls so that the one day of the year when everyone comes to repent they can actually make the room big enough to hold everyone?”

Zach Braff - Andrew Largeman

“- Detective Richie Roberts: You... want a drink or something? Celebrate?
- Frank Lucas: You got any holy water?”
Russell Crowe - Detective Richie Roberts
Denzel Washington - Frank Lucas

“You want forgiveness? Get religion.”

Tobey Maguire - Peter Parker

“- Frollo: Shall we review your alphabet today?
- Quasimodo: Oh, yes, Master. I would like that very much.
- Frollo: Very well. A?
- Quasimodo: Abomination.
- Frollo: B?
- Quasimodo: Blasphemy?
- Frollo: C?
- Quasimodo: C-C-Contrition.
- Frollo: D?
- Quasimodo: Damnation?
- Frollo: E?
- Quasimodo: Eternal damnation.
- Frollo: Good. F?
- Quasimodo...” (continue)(continue reading)
Tony Jay - Frollo
Tom Hulce - Quasimodo

“It's rude to talk about religion. You never know who you're gonna offend.”
Albert Finney - Ed Bloom - Senior

“When does fiction become religion?”

Marvin Scott - Reporter

“- Dr. Harry Adams: Are you a religious man, Norman?
- Dr. Norman Goodman: Atheist, but I'm flexible.”
Samuel L. Jackson - Dr. Harry Adams
Dustin Hoffman - Dr. Norman Goodman

“You may be shocked by these words, but I have eaten from the same plate, drunk from the same glass and prayed to the same God with fellow Muslims whose eyes were blue, whose hair was blond and whose skin was the whitest of whites. And we are brothers, truly.”
Denzel Washington - Malcolm X

“I was very ill last summer. For a while, I thought I was a goner. I woke up one night in my hospital bed, and I saw, standing there, a tall man, wearing a white robe, with a long white beard. I said, 'Who are you?' He said, 'I am the HolyGhost.' I said, 'Where are the Father and the Son?' He said, 'They're out of town.' I'm not a religious man,...” (continue)(continue reading)
Harry Ruby

“Why must people kneel down to pray? If I really wanted to pray, I’ll tell you what I’d do. I’d go into a great big field, all alone, or into the deep, deep woods, and I’d look up into the sky, up-up-up, into that lovely blue sky without end, and I would just feel a prayer.”
Amybeth McNulty - Anne Shirley-Cuthbert

“I haven’t had sex dreams since I converted to Judaism.”
Justine Lupe - Astrid Weissman

What does the Bible say? "Happy are those who do not see, yet believe." Hooray for blind faith and ignorance.
Steve Coogan - Martin Sixsmith

I read a very funny headline in a satirical newspaper the other day about the earthquake in Turkey. It said "God Outdoes Terrorists Yet Again." Why God suddenly feels the need to kill hundreds of thousands of innocent people escapes me.
Steve Coogan - Martin Sixsmith

“You don't need religion to lead a happy and balanced life.”
Steve Coogan - Martin Sixsmith

“The Catholic Church should go to confession, not you!”
Steve Coogan - Martin Sixsmith

“I don't believe in God, and I think He knows.”
Steve Coogan - Martin Sixsmith

“The Lord Jesus Christ will be my judge.”
Barbara Jefford - Sister Hildegarde

“Self-denial and mortification of the flesh; that's what brings us closer to God. ”
Barbara Jefford - Sister Hildegarde

“Salaman-You're either with us or against us!
Philip-I'm not with you, neither am I against you!
Salaman-Can he do that?
Jack Sparrow-He's religious, I believe it's required.”
Johnny Depp - Jack Sparrow
Sam Claflin - Philip
Paul Bazely - Salaman

“While I respect the Judeo-Christian ethic, as well as the eastern philosophies and of course the teachings of Mohammed, I find that organized religion has corrupted those beliefs to justify countless atrocities throughout history. Were I to attend church, I'd be a hypocrite.”
Danny Masterson - Steven Hyde

“I love it here. You can sing as loud as you want. That dude wails away on the organ. That dude up there tells stories. It's almost a religious experience!”

Tommy Chong - Leo