“The Heat” quotes(2013)
Plot – Sarah Washburn is a FBI special agent with a good reputation and an extreme arrogance. Shannon Mullins is an off-color Boston police officer who acts without half measures. None of them has ever had a partner or a friend, so they seem incompatible, but they are forced to work together to stop a ruthless drug trafficker.
All actors – Sandra Bullock, Melissa McCarthy, Demián Bichir, Marlon Wayans, Michael Rapaport, Jane Curtin, Spoken Reasons, Dan Bakkedahl, Taran Killam, Michael McDonald, Thomas F. Wilson, Peter Weiretershow all
“The Heat” Quotes 14 quotes
“You want something to eat? I didn't finish my submarine sandwich from the other day.”
“I had a joint and a few little bags of coke. Since when is that shit illegal?”
“- Robin: Hey, Shannon.
- Mullins: Hi, Robin.
- Robin: I really enjoyed our night together, Shannon. You just disappeared on me.
- Mullins: Yeah, I know. I was there.
- Robin: Well, can I take you to dinner? A movie or something?
- Mullins: God, buddy, do you not hear how pathetic everything out of your mouth sounds? I mean, there's a girl out...” (continue)(continue reading)
“If you're not in trouble you're not doing your job.”
“My fear is that I'm gonna put you in a bikini and you'll still look like a fucking bank teller.”
“- Ashburn: Could you just close the door on your way out?
- Mullins: I'll shut the door on you. You lay down here and put your head in the door and I'll slam it about 157,000 fucking times.
- Rojas: Aw, shit, girl You'd better run. Run like you're on fire!”
“You're giving her beauty advice? Do you even own a fucking mirror?”
“- Ashburn: I was actually married for six-some years.
- Mullins: Was he a hearing man?”
“I really feel the need for you to stay out of my business so I don't punch you in the teeth.”
“God, you guys are just - what is the matter with you? You're such... you're just such jerks! You're just such... shit jerk! You're just a shit jerk dick... fucker! You're a shit jerk dick fucker assholer. And you can all just go fuck yourselves!”
“- Mullins: What are those?
- Ashburn: Stop it, they're my Spanx. They hold everything together.
- Mullins: Why, what's gonna come popping out?
- Ashburn: Nothing, it just keeps everything where it's supposed to be.
- Mullins: Shit, like medically?”