Pregnancy quotes
209 pregnancy quotes, film quotes, movie lines, taglines- La trovi in Actors in real life
- La trovi in Actors in real life
“Being pregnant finally helped me understand what my true relationship was with my body.”
- From the movie: The Other Guys
- From the movie: For Keeps
“I'm pregnant. Can you pass the turnips?”
- From the movie: The Great Santini
- From the movie: Spanglish
“- Deborah Clasky: You were an alcoholic and wildly promiscuous woman during my formative years so that I'm in this fix because of you, it is your fault and I just needed that moment for us to build on.
- Evelyn: You have a solid point dear... but right now the lessons of my life are coming in handy for you.” - From the movie: Life of Brian
“- Stan aka Loretta: It's every man's right to have babies if he wants them.
- Reg: But you can't have babies.
- Stan aka Loretta: Don't you oppress me.
- Reg: Where's the fetus going to gestate? You going to keep it in a box?” - La trovi in Actors in real life
“Every time I decide I want a child I get another pet. I have 3 dogs, 13 birds and 3 horses, what does that tell you?”
- From the movie: Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides
- From the TV Series: Two and a Half Men
“Evelyn Harper-Charlie was a planned baby.
Alan Harper-What was I?
Evelyn Harper-Well, dear, you were a pitcher of margaritas and a gas station condom.
” - From the TV Series: Two and a Half Men
“Alan Harper-Haven't you read the package?
Charlie Harper-Who reads the package? It's not like a cereal box.
” - From the TV Series: That '70s Show
- From the TV Series: That '70s Show
“You ladies don't know what I'm going through. I mean, you can have all the sex you want and don't have to worry about getting anyone pregnant.”
- From the TV Series: That '70s Show
“Pregnant women should never stand on their tippy-toes, or else the baby will come out all cross-eyed.”
- From the movie: Don't Worry Darling
- From the TV Series: The Office
- From the movie: Moxie
- From the movie: The Midnight Sky
“I called to tell you I’m not pregnant. You’re safe. It was just a possible sighting of a life form that ultimately proved false. You want to be an explorer, Augustine. To discover new worlds, to give life some hope. But while you’re doing all that, your own life is just slipping away. And that breaks my heart. But, you know, I’m sure it’s for...” (continue)(continue reading)
- From the movie: Fighting with My Family
“- Zak Knight: I didn't get her up the duff. It's known as an unplanned pregnancy.
- Ricky Knight: All pregnancies are unplanned, son.” - From the movie: Wonder Woman
“They came to the conclusion that men are essential for procreation, but when it comes to pleasure... unnecessary.”
- La trovi in Actors in real life
“When your children arrive, your heart becomes a room with wide open windows.”
- From the movie: Escape from the Planet of the Apes
“Zira, wine is an excellent restorative, I assure you, especially in cases of pregnancy.”
- From the movie: The Bible
“The Lord hath restrained me from bearing. I pray thee, go in unto my maid according to that law which says when a wife is barren, her handmaid may bear for her.”
- From the movie: Happy Death Day 2U
“I'm the woman I am because I had you. You know, I never really told anyone this before, but when I was pregnant with you, I was scared shitless. But then, the moment I held you, something inside of me changed instantly. The best kind of love does that. It changes you. It makes you a better person.”
- From the movie: How the West Was Won
“- Roger Morgan: Wet or dry, you're the handsomest woman I ever did see. Spirit and a fine sturdy body. It's a noble combination, Miss Prescott. Why, for you, child bearin' would come as easy as rollin' off a log.
- Lilith Prescott: Well, I... think I'd rather roll off a log, Mr. Morgan.”
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