“Every time I decide I want a child I get another pet. I have 3 dogs, 13 birds and 3 horses, what does that tell you?”
Pregnancy quotes
187 pregnancy quotes, film quotes, movie lines, taglines-
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“Put a baby in me, Santa number two!”
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“- Lt. Frank Drebin: Congratulations, Ed! I hear Edna's pregnant again.
- Ed Hocken: Yeah, and when I find the guy that did it...”
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“- Daka: My water is broken!
- Vincent: Call a plumber.”
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“- Jeannie Ryan: I know who the father is.
- Lafayette aka Hud: You know that, you know a lot. If the baby comes out all white and squishy-like, crying his ass off, then we know Woof is definitely the daddy. But if he comes out all beautiful and chocolate brown, that's mine!”
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“- Paulie: Who was it got you your first woman, huh? Me! Paulie! I was responsible!
- Rocky Balboa: She was pregnant.
- Paulie: So what, you wasn't no prize either.”
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“- 'Bandit': Who did it?
- Cledus Snow: Don't look at me.
- Doc: Probably another elephant.
- 'Bandit': I know that, when did it happen?
- Doc: Long time ago.” -
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“- Dr. Gillian Taylor: Wait a minute. How did you know Gracie's pregnant? Nobody knows that.
- Spock: Gracie does.”
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“- Mollie: I was artificially inseminated.
- James: Are you a lesbo?”
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“He wants to have a baby... How'm I gonna do that, Frank?”
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“- Anna Valerious: What are these things?
- Van Helsing: I think they're Dracula's children.
- Anna Valerious: His children?
- Van Helsing: A man, with three gorgeous women, for four hundred years?”
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“Since everyone in town realized that Patty wasn't just larding up from French fries, he had no choice.”
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There's gonna come a time very soon, when her ankles are gonna swell up, she's gonna have blotches all over her face, she'll be forty pounds overweight, she'll be throwing up all the time, she's gonna look at you and she'll say "you bastard! You did this to me!".
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“- Hannah: My ex stepdad Ron is a little... over protective.
- Ron: Are you thinking about marrying her?
- Christian: [deeply felt] No.
- Ron: What if she gets pregnant?
- Christian: Still no. But hell no. I like this guy!”
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“- Megan: I'm pregnant.
- Tom: Congratulations.
- Megan: I thought you should know.
- Tom: You thought I should know?
- Megan: There's a chance it could be yours.
- Tom: Then get an abortion.”
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“- Bridget Jones: What about the first scan? Would that show when conception took place?
- Dr. Rawlings: No. Ring this number and fix a date. And do bring along the father if you can work out which one he is.”
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