Marlon Wayans movie quotes

Immagine di Marlon Wayans
Identikit and personal data
Name
Marlon
Last name
Wayans
Born
July 23, 1972
Gender
male
Nationality
North American
Profession
film director, actor, film producer
Zodiac sign
Leo
Marlon Wayans movie quotes, phrases and lines
39 in english
Marlon Wayans quotes
  • “Triple T. K. A., time to totally kick ass!”

    Marlon Wayans - Marcus Copeland
    Shawn Wayans - Kevin Copeland
  • “- Christian Black: I got my money the way most black entrepreneurs got theirs.
    - Hannah Steele: Real estate?
    - Christian Black: Drug dealing.”

    Marlon Wayans - Christian Black
    Kali Hawk - Hannah Steele
  • “Hasta la vista Schwarzenegro.”
    Marlon Wayans - Marcus Copeland
  • “- Buddy: I heard Dwight tell the professor that there could be a poltergeist in the house and that we could all be in danger!
    - Shorty: Aw, naw son! Not a poltergeist! What's a poltergeist?”

    Christopher Masterson - Buddy
    Marlon Wayans - Shorty
    [Tag:danger, ghosts]
  • “- Norda: How old are you?
    - Snails: Twenty-three. Yeah, I know I'm a little young for you, but what if I get my hands on an aging potion, huh? I'll sacrifice a couple of years for you.
    - Norda: I'm two hundred and thirty-four.”

    Kristen Wilson - Norda
    Marlon Wayans - Snails
    [Tag:age]
  • “- Hannah Steele: [after Christian buys cable ties and tape] If I didn't know better, I might mistake you for a serial killer.
    - Christian Black: Haha, don't be ridiculous. If I was a serial killer I'd need rope, ax, lye, ammonia, chloropill, wood chipper, plastic sheets, and three large boxes of space pampers! And a shovel. On second thought, I...” (continue)
    (continue reading)
    Kali Hawk - Hannah Steele
    Marlon Wayans - Christian Black
    [Tag:killing, tools]
  • “You know, the good news is you have a very brightacademic future ahead of you. The bad news is, you're probably gonna be a virgin 'till you're thirty-five years old.”
    Marlon Wayans - Rob Anderson
  • “- Hannah: My ex stepdad Ron is a little... over protective.
    - Ron: Are you thinking about marrying her?
    - Christian: [deeply felt] No.
    - Ron: What if she gets pregnant?
    - Christian: Still no. But hell no. I like this guy!”

    Kali Hawk - Hannah Steele
    Mike Epps - Ron
    Marlon Wayans - Christian Black
  • “- Hannah Steele: You want me to be somebody that I am not.
    - Christian Black: No, no. It's not me that's changing you, it's you that's changing me!
    - Hannah Steele: Wait a minute... that's a line from the movie Radio.
    - Christian Black: No it's not.
    - Hannah Steele: Yeah, yeah. The movie with Cuba Gooding Jr. where he played this mentally...” (continue)
    (continue reading)
    Kali Hawk - Hannah Steele
    Marlon Wayans - Christian Black
  • “- Charlese: What we supposed to do in here?
    - Christian Black: Well, I thought we'd start with a little bit of rope play.
    - Charlese: No!
    - [Christian loses his smile]
    - Christian Black: Okay, well, how about I just mount you to that rack over there and spank you?
    - Charlese: Hell to the no!
    - Christian Black: Perhaps a little bit of flogging?
    -...” (continue)
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    Chaunte Wayans - Charlese
    Marlon Wayans - Christian Black
  • - Shorty Meeks: Yo, man. It's like I seen all this shit before.
    - Cindy Campbell: They had a killer at you high school, Shorty?
    - Shorty Meeks: No, it was in that movie "Scream". Same dialogue everything. That shit is ill!

    Marlon Wayans - Shorty Meeks
    Anna Faris - Cindy Campbell
    [Tag:movie]
  • “- Kenny Tyler: We've been through a lot together and I love you more than anything in this world, but you've got to stop popping up all the time wanting to play. I'm on a date, I can't play with you right now. Gosh, you're making it so hard. People are starting to stare at me.
    - Man in Bathroom: You know something, I've got the same problem.
    -...” (continue)
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    Marlon Wayans - Kenny Tyler
    Rod Crawford - Man in Bathroom
  • “- Hannah Steele: Um, are you stalking me, Mr. Black?
    - Christian Black: Hahaha! Yes.”

    Kali Hawk - Hannah Steele
    Marlon Wayans - Christian Black
    [Tag:stalking]
  • “What do you want with a job that ain't nothing but work?”
    Marlon Wayans - Seymour Stewart
    [Tag:job, working]
  • I got a new name for "dumb": "Ridley"! This is the Ridleyest thing I've ever heard!
    Marlon Wayans - Snails
    [Tag:stupidity]
  • “- Tori: I am so glad I got waxed today.
    - Karen: Ugh, me too. What did you get?
    - Tori: The Bald Eagle.
    - Karen: I got the Bermuda Triangle.
    - Lisa: The Landing Strip.
    - Marcus Copeland: [as Tiffany Wilson] I got the Buckwheat.”

    Jessica Cauffiel - Tori
    Busy Philipps - Karen
    Jennifer Carpenter - Lisa
    Marlon Wayans - Marcus Copeland
    [Tag:beauty, girl, summer]
  • Take good care of him, oh, and teach him how to say "Yo quiero Taco Bell". Kay?

    Marlon Wayans - Marcus Copeland
    [Tag:caring, dogs]
  • “- Brenda Meeks: You a dumbass.
    - Shorty Meeks: Your Mother.
    - Brenda Meeks: You my Brother, that makes her your Mother too, jackass!
    - Shorty Meeks: Oh, well then your Father's stupid.
    - Brenda Meeks: So? I don't know him.
    - Shorty Meeks: Yeah, me either.”

    Regina Hall - Brenda Meeks
    Marlon Wayans - Shorty Meeks
    [Tag:family, stupidity]
  • “- Kevin Copeland: I wanna speak to your supervisor! Better yet, I'm gonna write a letter!
    - Marcus Copeland: You, are in big trouble!
    - Kevin Copeland: Dear Mister Royal Hampton. I am a white woman, in America.”

    Shawn Wayans - Kevin Copeland
    Marlon Wayans - Marcus Copeland
  • “Why don't we just rob God while we up here.”
    Marlon Wayans - Snails
    [Tag:thieves]
  • - Hanson: Ah, it's Cindy. Say "hello" to Cindy, Shorty.
    - Shorty: Hello... Cindy.
    [Cindy looks at the bottles on the table]
    - Cindy: Oh, God. Morphine, chloroform, horse tranquilizers! You drugged him!
    - Hanson: I did not! That's all his stuff!

    Chris Elliott - Hanson
    Marlon Wayans - Shorty
    Anna Faris - Cindy
    [Tag:drugs]
  • “- Tyrone C. Love: California, here we come.
    - Harry Goldfarb: It's Florida, Ty. Florida.
    - Tyrone C. Love: California, Florida, whatever. Either way, your pale ass is getting a tan.”

    Marlon Wayans - Tyrone C. Love
    Jared Leto - Harry Goldfarb
  • “- Gail Hailstorm: If you could have spoken to her before she died what would your last words to her have been?
    - Shorty Meeks: Run bitch, run!”

    Cheri Oteri - Gail Hailstorm
    Marlon Wayans - Shorty Meeks
    [Tag:advice, death]
  • “- Loc Dog: I told her I don't want to be on welfare my whole life, you know what i'm sayin'. Hey for real nigga I got bigger and better plans, you know what i'm sayin'. Figured I'd get me a job at the post office, you know, maybe at a bank. You know what I'm saying.
    - Ashtray: That's all good, man.
    - Loc Dog: Work real hard. Work my way up to...” (continue)
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    Marlon Wayans - Loc Dog
    Shawn Wayans - Ashtray
    [Tag:crime, job]
  • Name: Loc Dog, baby. Height: Six-deuce! Age: 19. Father's name: mmm... I dunno. Sex: hell yeah, nigga! Salary desired: 3 million dollars! Cash!”

    Marlon Wayans - Loc Dog
    [Tag:job, money]
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