Marlon Wayans movie quotes

Immagine di Marlon Wayans
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July 23, 1972
North American
film director, actor, film producer
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Marlon Wayans movie quotes, phrases and lines
39 in english
Marlon Wayans quotes
  • “You know, the good news is you have a very brightacademic future ahead of you. The bad news is, you're probably gonna be a virgin 'till you're thirty-five years old.”
    Marlon Wayans - Rob Anderson
  • “Triple T. K. A., time to totally kick ass!”

    Marlon Wayans - Marcus Copeland
    Shawn Wayans - Kevin Copeland
  • Take good care of him, oh, and teach him how to say "Yo quiero Taco Bell". Kay?

    Marlon Wayans - Marcus Copeland
    [Tag:caring, dogs]
  • “- Latrell Spencer: Oh the deception. The betrayal. Man you deceived me.
    - Marcus Copeland: Look man.
    - Latrell Spencer: Negro please. Didn't any one tell you that this was an all white party, huh? Someone get this jiggaboo away from me.”

    Terry Crews - Latrell Spencer
    Marlon Wayans - Marcus Copeland
  • “- Christian Black: I got my money the way most black entrepreneurs got theirs.
    - Hannah Steele: Real estate?
    - Christian Black: Drug dealing.”

    Marlon Wayans - Christian Black
    Kali Hawk - Hannah Steele
  • “Hasta la vista Schwarzenegro.”
    Marlon Wayans - Marcus Copeland
  • “- Buddy: I heard Dwight tell the professor that there could be a poltergeist in the house and that we could all be in danger!
    - Shorty: Aw, naw son! Not a poltergeist! What's a poltergeist?”

    Christopher Masterson - Buddy
    Marlon Wayans - Shorty
    [Tag:danger, ghosts]
  • “- Norda: How old are you?
    - Snails: Twenty-three. Yeah, I know I'm a little young for you, but what if I get my hands on an aging potion, huh? I'll sacrifice a couple of years for you.
    - Norda: I'm two hundred and thirty-four.”

    Kristen Wilson - Norda
    Marlon Wayans - Snails
  • “- Hannah Steele: [after Christian buys cable ties and tape] If I didn't know better, I might mistake you for a serial killer.
    - Christian Black: Haha, don't be ridiculous. If I was a serial killer I'd need rope, ax, lye, ammonia, chloropill, wood chipper, plastic sheets, and three large boxes of space pampers! And a shovel. On second thought, I...” (continue)
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    Kali Hawk - Hannah Steele
    Marlon Wayans - Christian Black
    [Tag:killing, tools]
  • “- Hannah: My ex stepdad Ron is a little... over protective.
    - Ron: Are you thinking about marrying her?
    - Christian: [deeply felt] No.
    - Ron: What if she gets pregnant?
    - Christian: Still no. But hell no. I like this guy!”

    Kali Hawk - Hannah Steele
    Mike Epps - Ron
    Marlon Wayans - Christian Black
  • “- Hannah Steele: You want me to be somebody that I am not.
    - Christian Black: No, no. It's not me that's changing you, it's you that's changing me!
    - Hannah Steele: Wait a minute... that's a line from the movie Radio.
    - Christian Black: No it's not.
    - Hannah Steele: Yeah, yeah. The movie with Cuba Gooding Jr. where he played this mentally...” (continue)
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    Kali Hawk - Hannah Steele
    Marlon Wayans - Christian Black
  • “- Charlese: What we supposed to do in here?
    - Christian Black: Well, I thought we'd start with a little bit of rope play.
    - Charlese: No!
    - [Christian loses his smile]
    - Christian Black: Okay, well, how about I just mount you to that rack over there and spank you?
    - Charlese: Hell to the no!
    - Christian Black: Perhaps a little bit of flogging?
    -...” (continue)
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    Chaunte Wayans - Charlese
    Marlon Wayans - Christian Black
  • - Shorty Meeks: Yo, man. It's like I seen all this shit before.
    - Cindy Campbell: They had a killer at you high school, Shorty?
    - Shorty Meeks: No, it was in that movie "Scream". Same dialogue everything. That shit is ill!

    Marlon Wayans - Shorty Meeks
    Anna Faris - Cindy Campbell
  • “- Kenny Tyler: We've been through a lot together and I love you more than anything in this world, but you've got to stop popping up all the time wanting to play. I'm on a date, I can't play with you right now. Gosh, you're making it so hard. People are starting to stare at me.
    - Man in Bathroom: You know something, I've got the same problem.
    -...” (continue)
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    Marlon Wayans - Kenny Tyler
    Rod Crawford - Man in Bathroom
  • “- Hannah Steele: Um, are you stalking me, Mr. Black?
    - Christian Black: Hahaha! Yes.”

    Kali Hawk - Hannah Steele
    Marlon Wayans - Christian Black
  • “What do you want with a job that ain't nothing but work?”
    Marlon Wayans - Seymour Stewart
    [Tag:job, working]
  • I got a new name for "dumb": "Ridley"! This is the Ridleyest thing I've ever heard!
    Marlon Wayans - Snails
  • “- Tori: I am so glad I got waxed today.
    - Karen: Ugh, me too. What did you get?
    - Tori: The Bald Eagle.
    - Karen: I got the Bermuda Triangle.
    - Lisa: The Landing Strip.
    - Marcus Copeland: [as Tiffany Wilson] I got the Buckwheat.”

    Jessica Cauffiel - Tori
    Busy Philipps - Karen
    Jennifer Carpenter - Lisa
    Marlon Wayans - Marcus Copeland
    [Tag:beauty, girl, summer]
  • “- Brenda Meeks: You a dumbass.
    - Shorty Meeks: Your Mother.
    - Brenda Meeks: You my Brother, that makes her your Mother too, jackass!
    - Shorty Meeks: Oh, well then your Father's stupid.
    - Brenda Meeks: So? I don't know him.
    - Shorty Meeks: Yeah, me either.”

    Regina Hall - Brenda Meeks
    Marlon Wayans - Shorty Meeks
    [Tag:family, stupidity]
  • “- Kevin Copeland: I wanna speak to your supervisor! Better yet, I'm gonna write a letter!
    - Marcus Copeland: You, are in big trouble!
    - Kevin Copeland: Dear Mister Royal Hampton. I am a white woman, in America.”

    Shawn Wayans - Kevin Copeland
    Marlon Wayans - Marcus Copeland
  • “Why don't we just rob God while we up here.”
    Marlon Wayans - Snails
  • - Hanson: Ah, it's Cindy. Say "hello" to Cindy, Shorty.
    - Shorty: Hello... Cindy.
    [Cindy looks at the bottles on the table]
    - Cindy: Oh, God. Morphine, chloroform, horse tranquilizers! You drugged him!
    - Hanson: I did not! That's all his stuff!

    Chris Elliott - Hanson
    Marlon Wayans - Shorty
    Anna Faris - Cindy
  • “- Tyrone C. Love: California, here we come.
    - Harry Goldfarb: It's Florida, Ty. Florida.
    - Tyrone C. Love: California, Florida, whatever. Either way, your pale ass is getting a tan.”

    Marlon Wayans - Tyrone C. Love
    Jared Leto - Harry Goldfarb
  • “- Gail Hailstorm: If you could have spoken to her before she died what would your last words to her have been?
    - Shorty Meeks: Run bitch, run!”

    Cheri Oteri - Gail Hailstorm
    Marlon Wayans - Shorty Meeks
    [Tag:advice, death]
  • “- Loc Dog: I told her I don't want to be on welfare my whole life, you know what i'm sayin'. Hey for real nigga I got bigger and better plans, you know what i'm sayin'. Figured I'd get me a job at the post office, you know, maybe at a bank. You know what I'm saying.
    - Ashtray: That's all good, man.
    - Loc Dog: Work real hard. Work my way up to...” (continue)
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    Marlon Wayans - Loc Dog
    Shawn Wayans - Ashtray
    [Tag:crime, job]