“Grudge Match” quotes(2013)
Peter Segal directed this movie in 2013
Title Grudge Match
Director Peter Segal
Genre Comedy, Sport
Director Peter Segal
Genre Comedy, Sport
Plot – Henry "Razor" Sharp and Billy "The Kid "McDonnen are two boxers from Pittsburgh who end up under a national spotlight because of their fierce rivalry. In their heyday each had won a match against the other. However in 1983, on the eve of their third and decisive match, Razor suddenly announced his retirement, refusing to explain why, but giving the final blow to the career of both. Thirty years later, boxing promoter Dante Slate Jr., seeing a chance to make some money, makes the two boxers an offer they cannot refuse: return to the ring and settle the score once and for all.
All actors – Jim Lampley, Sylvester Stallone, Robert De Niro, Rich Little, Ireland Baldwin, Anthony Bean, Mason Mackie, Kevin Hart, Barry Primus, Oscar Gale, Frederick Douglas Plunkett Jr., BJ Guyer, Jen Kober, Anthony Anderson, Carrie Lazar, Don Lake, Han Soto, Kurt Krause, Steve Levy, John Buccigross, Alan Arkin, Kenneth Kynt Bryan, Greg Sproles, Matthew Rimmer, Kirk W. Johnson, Yohance Myles, Larry Morgan, Jai Stefan, Frank Pesce, Kim Basinger, Todd Truley, Paul Ben-Victor, Robert Larriviere, Jon Bernthal, Joey Diaz, LL Cool J, Greg Plitt, Courtney Brennan, Mykel Shannon Jenkins, Rowan Joseph, Macsen Lintz, Dane Rhodes, Mike Goldberg, Camden Gray, Kate Reinders, Griff Furst, Sam Hoger, Chael Sonnen, Judd Lormand, Camila Le Sage, Bonnie Hellman, Wyatt Harris, Larry Merchant, Roy Jones Jr., Robert Sale, James Joseph, Michael Buffer, Pat Russell, Mike Tyson, Evander Holyfield, , Mark Tubre, Nicole Andrews, John L. Armijo, Rex Baker, Heather Ashley Boyd, Carroll Burt, Jonathan Aaron Butler, Andre Caillouet, Janet Lynn Carey, Ron Centanni, Edward J. Clare, Terrance Collier, Ross P. Cook, Jordon Michael Corbin, Haylie Creppel, Steven J. Daniels, Jeff DeRouen, Michelle DeVito, Diana Durango, Divine Prince Ty Emmecca, Gloria Gonnillini, Steffie Grote, James E. Guidry, Barry Hanley, Julie Hardin, Robin Hardy, Sadarias Harrell, Ryan Hebert, Timothy Hinrichs, Lassiter Holmes, Charles Hunt, Alaine Huntington, Jessica Incorvaia, Jacquelyn Twodat Jackson, Tiffany Jackson, Mark Joyce, Jeffrey Karantza, David Kency, Kirk Kepper, Gabriel Kissinger, Gunther Kissinger, John C. Klein, Shane Kretzmann, Roxanne Laborde-Couvillion, Cynthia LeBlanc, Elton LeBlanc, A.J. Leitell, Lex Lewis, Stephen Livaudais, Sheldon Maurer, Dan McCrory, Kevonte Mcdonald, Claire McReynolds, Steven Meadows, Wendi Merritt, Starlette Miariaunii, Guillermo Miguel, Wendy Miklovic, David Stephen Mitchell, Rebekah Jean Morgan, Clint Michael Naquin, Demetrice Nguyen, Jay Oliver, Gustavo I. Ortiz, Manny Pacquiao, Philippe Radelet, Lisa Raziano, Greg Rementer, Gus Rhodes, James Ricker II, Eva Rivera-Ferrell, Tommy Sheppard, Kerry Sims, Jackie Singer, Carl Singleton, Joseph Stephens Jr., Neal Ten Eyck, Emily Jessie Thomas, Anna Trebunskaya, Tre Tureaud, Joseph Uzzell, Shanna Vincent, Bob Walker, David Dino Wells Jr., Michael Whitener, Skyler Wilson, Wendy Wiltz, Timothy Wyantshow all
“Grudge Match” Quotes 22 quotes
“You made me wait 30 years to prove to the world I could kick your ass! And that's what I'm going to do, kick your ass!”
“- Louis 'Lightning' Conlon: Hey Webster, show a little respect!
- Dante Slate, Jr.: I choose to believe that you just called me Webster because of my dictionary-sized vocabulary, not because of my height and race!
- Louis 'Lightning' Conlon: Nope, it's because you're short and black!
- Dante Slate, Jr.: What was Jesus like? I'm curious. Was he...” (continue)(continue reading)
“What's the matter, did you wake up on the wrong side of the tenement this morning?”
“A man turns 60, all of a sudden he's washed up and you kick him out of the workplace? That may have been fine 100 years ago, when men were dying at the age of 50. But in this world, it's different. The elderly are strong. Their spirit is strong. And they have a voice. And that voice is in these two men, and they will be heard. Respect, bitches!”
“- Dante Slate, Jr.: Come on, Evander! So the man went batshit and bit your ear off, it's not like he enjoyed it!
- Mike Tyson: It tasted like ass!”
“Forgive me, but you keep talking about how much she meant to you. All I remember is you would show up at the gym first thing in the morning, you would be the last person to leave at night. You didn't have time for anybody or anything. You blamed her for ruining the relationship. Well, maybe the real problem was you.”
“I made so many mistakes, Sally. I made so many. Maybe I shouldn't have quit boxing 30 years ago. Maybe I should've spent more time with you. I ignored you so much. Maybe I could've forgiven you and helped raise your kid. Maybe I could've done so many things that I didn't do. I just don't wanna make any more mistakes.”
“- Louis 'Lightning' Conlon: Oh, for God's sakes. A guy has sex with my girl, I want to knock his teeth out! Why didn't you?
- Henry 'Razor' Sharp: Because Kid loved boxing. I wanted to take from him the one thing he cared about most, because that's what he took from me.
- Louis 'Lightning' Conlon: Well, you sure have a funny way of showing it.”
“- Louis 'Lightning' Conlon: You got an iPad?
- Henry 'Razor' Sharp: Nah, I got a regular couch.”
“- Lightning: Strange how life works out, huh? Oh, I'm flashing on to a stripper I knew once in Korea. She never charged me, not even for the most daring requests. I keep hoping I'd run into her again someday. Her and her ping-pong ball...
- Henry 'Razor' Sharp: Ooh. Hey.
- Lightning: I'm just saying, seeing the two of you together gives me hope.”
“- Henry 'Razor' Sharp: You remember the first thing you said to me? I did.
- Louis 'Lightning' Conlon: I said you looked like a garbage salesman come to take out the trash.”
“What kind of man knowingly takes a job where he's gotta wash another man's balls?”
“- Dante Slate, Jr.: You don't know what a video game is? Exactly when did they unfreeze you, Captain America?
- Henry 'Razor' Sharp: Captain America? You know, I could take you down a peg or two... but it looks like someone beat me to it.”