“Kids in the Hall: Brain Candy” quotes

Movie Kids in the Hall: Brain Candy
Title Kids in the Hall: Brain Candy
Year 1996
Director Kelly Makin
Genre Comedy
All actors – Dave Foley, Bruce McCulloch, Kevin McDonald, Mark McKinney, Scott Thompson, Kathryn Greenwood, Amy Smith, Lachlan Murdoch, Nicole de Boer, Krista Bridges, Christopher Redman, Erica Fairfield
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  • “- Psychiatrist: I'm sorry, I don't speak German.
    - Depressed German: The nipples of mother fortune have run dry...”

    Dave Foley - Psychiatrist
  • “- Cop #1: Hey, didya see that, uh, Nina Bedford show this morning?
    - Cop #2: Yeah, that uh... thing about toast-fucking.
    - Cop #1: ...toast-fucking?
    - Cop #2: Yeah - it's the new thing where you fuck or get fucked with toast.
    - Cop #1: No, the... the show this morning was about that new drug.
    - Cop #2: Oh. Must have been a dream I had.”

    Mark McKinney - Cop #1
    Bruce McCulloch - Cop #2
  • “- Worm pill scientist: I've invented a pill that gives worms to ex-girlfriends.
    - Don Roritor: Uh, right, and what's positive about that?
    - Worm pill scientist: Well, it's a pill that gives worms to ex-girlfriends.”

    Bruce McCulloch - Worm pill scientist
    Mark McKinney - Don Roritor
  • “- Wally Terzinsky: Doctor, why do those types keep thinking that I'm one of them?
    - Psychiatrist: Well, Wally, because you are one of them. You are gay. You are gay. You are a homosexual. The opposite of straight, you're gay. I know it. Your family knows it. Dogs know it! Everyone seems to know it except you.”

    Scott Thompson - Wally Terzinsky
    Dave Foley - Psychiatrist
  • “- Doreen: Kids, where's your father?
    - Wally's daughter : He's upstairs masturbating to gay porn.
    - Doreen: Again?”

    Kevin McDonald - Doreen
    Erica Fairfield - Wally's daughter
  • “- Doreen: Were the handcuffs totally necessary, officer?
    - Cop #1: Well, actually, that was your husband's idea.”

    Kevin McDonald - Doreen
    Mark McKinney - Cop #1
    [Tag:conviction, sex]