“Stagecoach” quotes

(1986)
Movie Stagecoach
Title Stagecoach
Year 1986
Director Ted Post
Genre Drama, Western, Action
All actors – Willie Nelson, Kris Kristofferson, Johnny Cash, Waylon Jennings, John Schneider, Elizabeth Ashley, Anthony Newley, Anthony Franciosa, Merritt Butrick, Mary Crosby, June Carter Cash, Jessi Colter
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  • “- Henry Gatewood: What do you do?
    - Ringo: I mind my own business. You oughta try it some time.
    - Henry Gatewood: Why?
    - Ringo: It's not near as dangerous as the way you're livin' now.”

    Anthony Franciosa - Henry Gatewood - Tonto Banker
    Kris Kristofferson - Ringo
  • “- Overland Stage Ticket Clerk: If you make it to Lordsburg, you tell 'em I'm closin' this station.
    - Marshal Curly Wilcox: I'd say the Apaches closed it for you.”

    Anthony Russell - Overland Stage Ticket Clerk
    Johnny Cash - Marshal Curly Wilcox
    [Tag:danger]
  • “- Buck: She used to ride shotgun for me. Then she said it got, uh, got too hard on her ovaries.
    - Marshal Curly Wilcox: What's an ovary?
    - Buck: Well, near as I can tell, it's uh, you know, part of her machinery.
    - Marshal Curly Wilcox: Oh.”

    John Schneider - Buck - Overland Stage Driver
    Johnny Cash - Marshal Curly Wilcox
    [Tag:genitalia, wife]
  • “- Mrs. Lucy Mallory: Are you sayin' that you win by dishonest means?
    - Ike Plummer: No, ma'am. I win by any means.”

    Mary Crosby - Mrs. Lucy Mallory
    David Allan Coe - Ike Plummer
    [Tag:winning]
  • “- Marshal Curly Wilcox: What I really want is a look in that banker's bag.
    - Buck: He keeps that dang thing closer to him than his belt buckle.
    - Marshal Curly Wilcox: That's why I want a look in it. The bag.”

    Johnny Cash - Marshal Curly Wilcox
    John Schneider - Buck - Overland Stage Driver
    [Tag:bankers, money]
  • “- Dallas: Don't slap the baby.
    - Doc Holliday: Okay... why would I slap the baby?
    - Dallas: I don't know, but most doctors do. It's a custom I'm not in favor of. Nobody comes into this world looking for a fight. You go get 'em!”

    Elizabeth Ashley - Dallas
    Willie Nelson - Doc Holliday
  • “- Buck: The sight of blood bother you much?
    - Marshal Curly Wilcox: Only if it's mine, why?”

    John Schneider - Buck - Overland Stage Driver
    Johnny Cash - Marshal Curly Wilcox
    [Tag:blood, bothering]
  • “- Marshal Curly Wilcox: You always keep two rifles under the seat?
    - Buck: Yes, sir. My wife cleans them and loads them for me. Now, a lot of men get fried chicken.
    - Marshal Curly Wilcox: You got a good wife.”

    Johnny Cash - Marshal Curly Wilcox
    John Schneider - Buck - Overland Stage Driver
    [Tag:weapons, wife]
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