Dishonesty quotes26 dishonesty quotes, film quotes, movie lines, taglines
“You're as deceitful as your mother.”
“Did anyone ever tell you that you have a dishonest face? For a priest, I mean.”
“Mortgage bonds are dog shit. CDOs are dog shit wrapped in cat shit.”
“- Cole Trickle: This son of a bitch just slammed into me.
- Harry Hogge: No, no, he didn't slam you, he didn't bump you, he didn't nudge you... he rubbed you. And rubbing, son, is racing.”
“If what I'm doing is so illegal, how come I've never been sued? If I'm such a fucking thief, such a liar, such a motherfucker, how come nobody's ever come to collect? Because this is business. And this is how it works. And it's not always pretty, no. Do I cover my own ass? Do I cover my own end? Absolutely.”
“Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining.”
“- Mark Baum: It's time to call bullshit.
- Vinnie Daniel: Bullshit on what?
- Mark Baum: Every fucking thing.”
“I was raised to be charming, not sincere.”
“You know what you are? You're like a gas leak. We don't see, we don't smell you, and your silently killing us all.”
“Stop telling lies about me and I'll stop telling the truth about you.”
“You're not an asshole, Mark. You're just trying so hard to be.”
“I entered this campaign with one purpose only, to point out and make public the dishonesty, the downright villainy of Boss Jim W. Gettys' political machine, now in complete control of the government of this state.”
“- Leo Bloom: Let's assume for a moment, that you are a dishonest man.
- Max Bialystock: Assume away.”
“How do you know when a lawyer is lying? His lips are moving.”
“- H. H. Hughson: Then you are frankly dishonest.
- John Robie: I try to be.”
“Don't take it personal kid. I fuck with everybody.”
“Being a fake is what I do best.”
“- Connie: Even in the old days he was known as an honest crook.
- Dr. Poole: That's an oxymoron.”