“Gentlemen, we are facing the biggest disaster in the history of Cincinnati Bank & Trust. Worse, gentlemen, than losing the Super Bowl.”
David Landon - Bank Pres. Rutherford

“As someone once said, there's a difference between a failure and a fiasco.”
Orlando Bloom - Drew Baylor

“- Raphael: We've been here for five minutes and we already lost one brother, the magic scepter...
- Donatello: Our dignity.
- Raphael: ...and no April.”
Tim Kelleher - Raphael
Corey Feldman - Donatello

“You gotta embrace your worthlessness. You know, just think about all the greatest losers throughout history: UPN, the metric system, Kevin Costner...”
Kevin P. Farley - Doug Linus

“All who gain power are afraid to lose it.”
Ian McDiarmid - Supreme Chancellor Palpatine