Ken Jeong quotes
“I have a very simple approach in career: You work with the people you love.”
“Hartman, for the love of god stop tanning, you look like a cheese nip, you look like a orange with lips, you look like a wrinkled peach.”
“- Phil: What the fuck is wrong with those chickens?
- Mr. Chow: They're angry. All I feed them is cocaine. And chicken.”
“- Principal Buchanan: It's like a prison yard out there.
- Mr. Arthur: Don't you think you're overreacting just a little bit?”
“You got something to say to me now, blue-eyes? No more silent treatment?”
“It is not about money, it is about principle.”
“- Phil: Do you ever do anything that doesn't end in a stand-off, Chow?
- Mr. Chow: I a international criminal. It always ends like this. I met my wife at one of these things.
- Stu: You have a wife?
- Mr. Chow: Yeah, we married fifteen years. Whatsa matter, Mr. Chow not good-looking enough for woman?”