“- Denise: Ooohhh, he's delicious, isn't he? I'd serve coffee on that ass.
- John: Do you have to be so vulgar about men? Like they're pieces of meat?
- Denise: Sorry, John. I forgot you're sensitive about your flat ass.”

Lisa Kudrow - Denise
James Marsters - John

“You're sensitive. An uncommon quality in a man.”

Helena Bonham Carter - Ari

“It takes more than flat heels and glasses to make a sensible woman.”
Ruth Chatterton - Alison Drake

“Nick, come on. You're so sensitive, you're so aware of my feelings, you're so tuned in. You talk to me like a woman, you think like a woman. Nick, come on, admit it: you're totally and completely gay!”

Marisa Tomei - Lola

“- J.B. Armstrong: Sorry, I didn't know you were a woman.
- Tugboat Annie: I've been a woman for a long time. But, I'm still the best tugboat man on the coast - and that's putting it mild.”

Clarence Kolb - J.B. Armstrong
Marjorie Rambeau - Tugboat Annie