“You think you deserve that pain, but you don't.”

John Hawkes - Richard Swersey

“What you don't know, won't hurt you, it'll kill you.”
Woody Allen - David Dobel

“- Master Chief John James Urgayle: Pain is your friend, your ally, it will tell you when you are seriously injured, it will keep you awake and angry, and remind you to finish the job and get the hell home. But you know the best thing about pain?
- Jordan O'Neil: Don't know!
- Master Chief John James Urgayle: It lets you know you're not dead yet!”
Viggo Mortensen - Master Chief John James Urgayle
Demi Moore - Jordan O'Neill

“If you're out with this girl and even thinking about getting laid, you're finished, cuz women can smell an agenda like shit on a shoe.”

Donal Logue - Dex

“- Betsy: He says that I had three orgasms, that I begged him for mercy, and that I've never seen a man so well endowed.
- Christine Ramsey: Well, is he?
- Betsy: Is he what?
- Christine Ramsey: Is he well endowed?
- Betsy: I don't really know. I mean not first hand. Just from what Bubba tells me.”
Kathleen Wilhoite - Betsy
Phoebe Cates - Christine