“- MasterChief John James Urgayle: Pain is your friend, your ally, it will tell you when you are seriously injured, it will keep you awake and angry, and remind you to finish the job and get the hell home. But you know the best thing about pain?
- Jordan O'Neil: Don't know!
- MasterChief John James Urgayle: It lets you know you're not dead yet!”
Viggo Mortensen - Master Chief John James Urgayle
Demi Moore - Jordan O'Neill

“You think you deserve that pain, but you don't.”

John Hawkes - Richard Swersey

“What you don't know, won't hurt you, it'll kill you.”
Woody Allen - David Dobel

“If you're out with this girl and even thinking about getting laid, you're finished, cuz women can smell an agenda like shit on a shoe.”

Donal Logue - Dex

“- Andrew: You, I have to take to a hypnotist.
- Adrian: Why?
- Andrew: Why? So we can start making love again. Of course, you'd be in trance. But, that's okay!
- Adrian: That's a horrible thing to say.”
Woody Allen - Andrew
Mary Steenburgen - Adrian