Donal Logue movie quotes

“- Dex: Doing stuff is overrated. Like Hitler. He did a lot. But don't we all wish he woulda just stayed home and gotten stoned?
- Syd: So you're only options are to get stoned or commit genocide?”
Donal Logue - Dex
Greer Goodman - Syd

“You have to do something excellent in her presence, thus demonstrating your sexualworthiness.”
Donal Logue - Dex

“- Syd: If you're falling in love with me, why are you with all these other women?
- Dex: Am I supposed to remain celibate while I bask in like the warm glow of your annihilating contempt?”
Greer Goodman - Syd
Donal Logue - Dex

“- Dex: What are you excellent at?
- Dave: I'm an excellent camper.
- Dex: But you can't camp in front of a woman.”
Donal Logue - Dex
James 'Kimo' Wills - Dave

“The Tao of Steve isn't about picking up lots of women. It's about being the best person you can be.”
Donal Logue - Dex

“- Dex: You think it's more honest to pretend to listen to a woman when you're just thinking about getting laid.
- Dave: I think it's more honest than pretending I don't wanna get laid.
- Dex: That's the whole point. Don't pretend. Just really let go of your desire.”
Donal Logue - Dex
James 'Kimo' Wills - Dave

When I'm hanging out with a woman, that's all I'm doing is hanging out, talking, listening. I'm not sitting there thinking about how to get in bed with her. And this completely confuses them because they're saying "Wait a minute. I'm so much better looking than this guy. Isn't he attracted to me?".

Donal Logue - Dex

“- Rudy Duncan: You're sending me into an Indian casino dressed as a cowboy, thought this through entirely?
- Pug: It was either that or a ballerina.”
Ben Affleck - Rudy Duncan
Donal Logue - Pug

“- Dex: Dating's so tricky, that's all. And you're really cool. You have a great personality. I just don't wanna mess up our friendship.
- Julie: Friendship? We just met!”
Donal Logue - Dex
Dana Goodman - Julie

“I think in a weird way that the entertainment industry is strangely more brutally honest than any other.”
Donal Logue

“Young actors are pretty fantastic. I can't even imagine doing stuff like that when I was a kid.”
Donal Logue

“Follow your deepest dream, the one you had as a kid... but stay focused.”
Donal Logue

“If you're out with this girl and even thinking about getting laid, you're finished, cuz women can smell an agenda like shit on a shoe.”

Donal Logue - Dex

“- Deacon Frost: Tonight the age of man comes to an end. No more compromises.
- Quinn: We're gonna be Gods.”
Stephen Dorff - Deacon Frost
Donal Logue - Quinn

“- Jean Villeneuve: [to the slave Occam] Here. A proper musket for you.
- Dan Scott: I don't know about the rest of you, but I don't like the idea of giving muskets to slaves.
- Jean Villeneuve: Your sense of freedom is as pale as your skin.”
Tchéky Karyo - Jean Villeneuve
Donal Logue - Dan Scott

“I think seriously that most people want a composite of the opposite sex. I'm never going to get Rachel Welch with the personality of Lucille Ball. I mean my biggest fear is that I'm gonna marry the woman that I want to hang out with and talk to in my golden years and then die in a fiery car crash when I'm forty and I miss all those years of...” (continue)(continue reading)
Donal Logue - Dex

“- Dex: If you're hanging out with women as friends, your doing your research in the wrong library.
- Dave: What's wrong with being friends with women?
- Dex: Nothing, but getting out of that category of 'friend' is harder than like getting out of Alcatraz.”
Donal Logue - Dex
James 'Kimo' Wills - Dave

“- Maggie Carpenter: Bless me Father for I have sinned. My last confession was... well. Anyway, I have sorta a technical question. I've been having bad thoughts, really bad thoughts.
- Priest Brian Norris: Of an impure nature?
- Maggie Carpenter: No, No, I want to destroy this man's life, career, everything. I want revenge. Now on a sins scale...” (continue)(continue reading)
Julia Roberts - Maggie Carpenter
Donal Logue - Priest Brian Norris

“Steve is the prototypical cool American male. He's the guy on his horse, the guy alone. He has his own code of honor, his own code of ethics, his own rules of living, man. He never, ever tries to impress the women but he always gets the girl.”
Donal Logue - Dex

“- Julie: You have so many great books.
- Dex: The better to seduce you with.
- Julie: What?
- Dex: The better to deduce the truth with.”
Dana Goodman - Julie
Donal Logue - Dex

“I'm gonna be naughty! I'm gonna be a naughty vampire god!”
Donal Logue - Quinn

“- Derek: It's my fault. I just can't commit to anything in my life.
- Gwyn Marcus: Why do you assume that it's you? Maybe I have a fear of commitment, you know? Maybe I have the Peter Pan syndrome?”

Donal Logue - Derek
Sarah Jessica Parker - Gwyn

You think all Buddhist monks are like the Dalai Lama? There are guys in Nepal who are like, "What should I do? Should I carry packs of heavy shit for Westerners up to the top of the base camp on Mt. Everest, or should I stay down here in Katmandu and maybe just chant all day and check out chicks and pretend to be holy?".
Donal Logue - Dex

“You can slice him, you can dice him, but the Quinn man just keeps on comin'!”
Donal Logue - Quinn

“- Bobbi Campbell: If the gay community doesn't start raising hell, do you think Reagan is going to do a damn thing?
- The Choreographer: I wish I had your courage.
- Bobbi Campbell: Courage... no. I'm scared to death. I just have this self-determination to live. Don't you?”
Donal Logue - Bobbi Campbell
Richard Tiffany Gere - The Choreographer