We started this magazine, "American Bitch". It's a focus on the issues of the lesbian pure bred dog owner.
Jane Lynch - Christy Cummings

“It's the plight of the bisexual. Gay girls won't play with you.”
Marya Delver - Carla

“You know what? I will tell you, I love your country! No more communism, no rules of any kind, really. I'm filling my suitcase with steroids and art from ancient Mesopotamia, ran over an old woman yesterday, best vacation I ever had!”
Steve Carrell - Maxwell Smart

“Must be the evil commies that made me lose my dignity in trying to expose her for the commie she is!”
Emmanuelle Chriqui - Dolly

“The commies are taking over everything and are lying to everyone about Communism!”
Emmanuelle Chriqui - Dolly