“- Mable 'Madea' Simmons: Look girl I'm done told you already to stop poppin' that gum!
- Nikki: Look! If you touch me, I'm gonna call 911!
- Mable 'Madea' Simmons: My daughter tried that. I hit her so hard she dialed 919!”
Tyler Perry - Mable 'Madea' Simmons
Keke Palmer - Nikki

“- Joshua: He's bluffing. He wouldn't kill his own daughter.
- Roger Murtaugh (Lethal Weapon): Sure thing, pal! If she dies, she's gonna die with me. My way, not yours!”

Gary Busey - Joshua
Danny Glover - Roger Murtaugh

“Now sometime before morning, I'm going to let off both barrels of this shotgun right at you. I don't know just what time it'll happen... whenever my finger gets to itching too much.”

Jean Arthur - Phoebe Titus

“You're gonna have a double hole blown clear through you. Maybe ten minutes, maybe two hours. All you have to do is sit comfortable until I think it's the right time.”

Jean Arthur - Phoebe Titus

“You know, I ought to shoot you with your own gun. But I'm gonna let you do it yourself.”

Clark Gable - "Candy" Johnson