“Don't be fooled by appearances. In Hawaii, some of the most powerful people look like bums and stuntmen.”

George Clooney - Matt King

“I thought all writers drank to excess and beat their wives. One time I secretly wanted to be a writer.”
Cary Grant - C. K. Dexter Haven

“- Brian: Waste not, want not.
- Johnny: And other clichés.
- Brian: But a cliché is full of truth, otherwise it wouldn't be a cliché.
- Johnny: Which is in itself a cliché.”
Peter Wight - Brian
David Thewlis - Johnny

“These days, when someone smokes in the movies, they're either a psychopath or a European.”
Aaron Eckhart - Nick Naylor

“If a guy comes out onstage at Carnegie Hall and throws up, you can always find some people who will call it art.”

Woody Allen - David Dobel