“I'm a busy girl. I've got exactly four days to break up a wedding, steal the bride's fella, and I haven't one clue how to do it.”
Julia Roberts - Julianne Potter

“I used to think a wedding was a simple affair. Boy and girl meet, they fall in love, he buys a ring, she buys a dress, they say I do. I was wrong. That's getting married. A wedding is an entirely different proposition.”
Steve Martin - George Banks

“Remember the game plan. First you win a point, then you lose a point. Keep the score at zero-zero. Pulverize him for the full three minutes. Then in sudden death you get the point, we win. I want him to experience pain. First he suffers.”
Thomas Ian Griffith - Terry

“- Nick Bartkowski: Now what about getting inside?
- Carlos Barrios: The place next door is a real-estate office. We pick the lock. We get in, and go through the wall. It is made of brick, like your brain. It's one foot thick, two layers.”
William Russ - Nick Bartkowski
Rubén Blades - Carlos Barrios

“- Nancy Thompson: I grab the guy in my dream. You see me struggling so you wake me up. We both come out, you whack the fucker and we got him.
- Glen Lantz: Are you crazy? Hit him with what?
- Nancy Thompson: You're the jock. You have a baseball bat or something.”
Heather Langenkamp - Nancy Thompson
Johnny Depp - Glen Lantz