“- Frank Stanley: Do you mean you deliberately planned this? You married him so you could become a...
- Katherine Caldwell: So you and I could attain immortality, yes.”

Robert Paige - Frank Stanley
Louise Allbritton - Katherine Caldwell

“Our job is to make this the finest regiment that the United States ever saw. I needn't tell most of you that a regiment is something more than just six hundred disciplined fighting men. Men die. But a regiment lives on; because a regiment has an immortal soul of its own.”

Errol Flynn - George Armstrong Custer

“- Katherine Caldwell: Count Alucard's real name is Count Dracula.
- Frank Stanley: Count Dracula? You mean the Hungarian who's supposed to have become...
- Katherine Caldwell: Don't use that word. We don't like it. Say, rather, that we are undead, immortal.”
Louise Allbritton - Katherine Caldwell
Robert Paige - Frank Stanley

“Would it not be the achievement of all time to keep the brains of great thinkers, scientists, authors, statesmen, alive? To derive benefit from their wisdom and thinking power, even after their death - to make them literally immortal?”
Erich von Stroheim - Prof. Franz Mueller

“- Hades: Pain. Panic. Got a little riddle for you. How do you kill a god?
- Pain: I do not... know.
- Panic: You can't... they're immortal?
- Hades: Bingo, they're immortal. So the first thing we gotta do is make the little sunspot... mortal.”

James Woods - Hades
Bobcat Goldthwait - Pain
Matt Frewer - Panic