“- Josephine Wingfield: Would you like the standard bikini wax?
- Mrs. Hartunian: Oh, no. I'm going to Hawaii with my husband. Better landscape the whole yard.”
Heather Graham - Josephine Wingfield
Dolores Drake - Mrs. Hartunian

“- Mr Neville: Four garments and a ladder do not lead us to a corpse.
- Mrs. Talmann: Mr. Neville, I said nothing about a corpse.”
Anthony Higgins - Mr Neville
Anne-Louise Lambert - Mrs. Talmann

“- Edna Buxton: Mother, the dress doesn't fit.
- Mrs. Buxton: The dress fits the occasion. It's you that doesn't fit.”
Illeana Douglas - Edna Buxton
Christina Pickles - Mrs. Buxton

“- Toby: Japanese people kill for old Nikes.
- Bree: Then you probably should avoid wearing them in Japan.
- Toby: I'd probably be disemboweled by a ninja.”
Kevin Zegers - Toby
Felicity Huffman - Bree

“A blue suit is the most versatile of accoutrements. More important than the suit itself, is the man who fits it for you. Once you find a good tailor, you must never give his name away; not even under the threat of bodily harm.”
Albert Finney - Uncle Henry