“I love funny women. I love writing funny women characters.”
Michael Patrick King

“No comic can be great in films without two things — a great story which gives you a character to play, and a great director.”
Jack Benny

“The great comedians imitate children. That's their ability.”
Hal Roach

“If I ever have sex with someone I might be able to develop a sense of humor.”
Kate Beckinsale

“A comedian says funny things. A comic says things funny.”
Ed Wynn