“Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life.”

Brooke Shields

“Glenn Ford decided I should learn to smoke a cigar. I did and threw up. Then he put my cowboy hat under his horse to 'christen it'.”
Shirley MacLaine On Glenn Ford

“My worst habit used to be smoking but I quit.”
Katherine Heigl

“I stopped smoking cigarettes. Isn't that something? I'm on to cigars now.”
John Candy

“- Abbott: Put that out. There's no smoking in here.
- Costello: What makes you think I'm smoking?
- Abbott: You've got a cigar in your mouth!
- Costello: I've got shoes on... it doesn't mean I'm walking.”
Bud Abbott - Abbott
Lou Costello - Costello