“- Huron Chief: A demon cannot feel grief. Are you a man?
- Laforgue: Yes.
- Huron Chief: You must help us Blackrobe. Do you love us?
- Laforgue: Yes.
- Huron Chief: Then baptize us.”
Lothaire Bluteau - Laforgue

“The savages live in outer darkness. We must convert them. What more glorious task than that?”
Claude Préfontaine - Old Priest

“I'm done tryin' to convert you heathens. You mind if I continue invading Germany?”

Shia LaBoeuf - Boyd 'Bible' Swan

“Two things happen to a man in jail. He comes out a killer or he comes out a Christian.”
Namir Khan - Bartender

“- Harlan: I'm converting to a Catholic.
- Lillian: And I'm converting to a blonde.”
Dennis Lipscomb - Harlan
Debbie Harry - Lillian