“- Will Parker: I don't know what to make of you! You're too purty to be a skunk! Too thin to be a snake! To little to be a man, and too big to be a mouse! I reckon you're a rat!
- Ali Hakim: That's logical.”

Gene Nelson - Will Parker
Eddie Albert - Ali Hakim

“Charlie, you wanna insult me, fine, but you can't envy me at the same time.”
Rob Morrow - Dick Goodwin

“Careless is what you are, Randal. Careless and stupid; and now you're sorry, too.”

Lance Henriksen - Emil Fouchon

“You know, I thought you were stupid, friend. But I underestimated you; you're a total freakin' retard!”

Dennis Hopper - Deacon

“Save your breath, he can't hear you. Assholes don't have ears.”

Ken Foree - Billy