“Not that I'm complaining, but I usually don't like my filth this clean!”

Tom Hanks - Rick Gassko

“- Tom Welles: Wouldn't want to embarrass yourself in front of your fellow perverts.
- Max California: That's right. I might get drummed out of the Pornographer's Union. Where would I be then?”

Nicolas Cage - Tom Welles
Joaquin Phoenix - Tom Welles

“- Alex: So, ladies, I kind of need to use the televis...
- Grace: Shh! Go read your Playgirl or something!”
Allen Covert - Alex
Shirley Jones - Grace

“Just because a picture happens to be erotic, does not make it pornographic.”
Alison Steadman - Beverly

“- Coulmier: But why must you indulge in his pornography?
- Madeleine: It's a hard days' wages slaving away for madmen, what I've seen in life - it takes a lot to hold my interest.”
Joaquin Phoenix - Coulmier
Kate Winslet - Madeleine