Cleanliness quotes

“- Alexia: Is there anything else I should know about you? Other than that you're a grungy, social outcast?
- Hayley: I'm not grungy. I just have my own style.
- Alexia: Oh, dirt under the fingernails is in? You won't mind if I remove it, will you?”
Katherine Heigl - Alexia Wheaton
Danielle Harris - Hayley Wheaton

“- Miss Hannigan: I don't know whatever I'd do without you.
- Annie: Scrub the floors yourself?”
Kathy Bates - Miss Agatha Hannigan
Alicia Morton - Annie Bennett

“You can fuck me in the ass. You can cum on my face. Just keep it out of my hair. I just washed it.”

Elisabeth Shue - Sera

“There's no play here. There's no angle. There's no champagne room. I'm not a miracle worker, I'm a janitor.”

George Clooney - Michael Clayton

“- Burton Jernigan: You smacked my winkie!
- Alice Ribbons: Well, if you changed your shorts once in a while, maybe you wouldn't have rats in your pants!”

Lenny von Dohlen - Burton Jernigan
Rya Kihlstedt - Alice Ribbons

“- Parole Board Chairman: The Parole Board's ready, Blake. I hope you remembered to floss.
- Earl Talbot Blake: I did! With your wife's pubic hair!”
Frank Miller - Parole Board Chairman
John Lithgow - Earl Talbot Blake

“- Miss McAdam: There is nothing wrong with soap. Soap was good enough for our Lord. I expect.
- Mrs. Kehoe: Well, which brand did he use, Miss McAdam? Does the Bible tell you that?”
Mary O'Driscoll - Miss McAdam
Julie Walters - Mrs. Kehoe

“- Jackson Bentley: What is it, Major Lawrence, that attracts you personally to the desert?
- T.E. Lawrence: It's clean.”
Arthur Kennedy - Jackson Bentley
Peter O'Toole - T.E. Lawrence

“- Rhoda: Why can't you wash off blood?
- Leroy: Because you can't. And the police know it. You can wash it and you can wash it. There's always some left. Everybody knows that.”
Patty McCormack - Rhoda Penmark
Henry Jones - Leroy Jessup

“- Katharine Hepburn: What's that on the steering wheel?
- Howard Hughes: Cellophane. If you had any idea of the crap that people carry around on their hands.
- Katharine Hepburn: What kind of crap?
- Howard Hughes: You don't wanna know.”
Cate Blanchett - Katharine Hepburn
Leonardo DiCaprio - Howard Hughes

“- Hammy: I gotta go wee-wee!
- Verne: Not on the lake we drink from!”
Steve Carrell - Hammy
Garry Shandling - Verne

“- René: Hang on a minute. You have not finished my windows.
- Michelle Dubois: Screw your windows!”

Gorden Kaye - René Artois
Kirsten Cooke - Michelle Dubois

“- Larry: So how's things in there?
- Julia: Looks like a bomb dropped.”

Andrew Robinson - Larry
Clare Higgins - Julia

“- Jack Horner: Where are you going?
- Becky Barnett: I gotta go wash my vagina.
- Jack Horner: How long you gonna be?
- Becky Barnett: Five minutes. You want it clean, don't you?”

Burt Reynolds - Jack Horner
Nicole Ari Parker - Becky Barnett

“We're not blood-filled meat puppets. I come from a long line of plumbers that can fix a shower, but I can't. Well, Hugh doesn't shower anyway - he's British. It's not being critical, you're just a very under-bathed nation; everybody knows it.”
Ryan Reynolds - Rory Adams

“Oh, yuck! There's still someone's hair and blood all over this. Guys, can you clean up the weapons once you finish your fight? Disgusting slobs.”
Taika Waititi - Korg

“Um, you're not using those ear brushes to clean your mouth are you, Mr. Brown?”

Ben Whishaw - Paddington

“I’m here to regulate funkiness.”
James Gandolfini - Winston Baldry

“I'm choking the alligator.”

Eszter Balint - Eva

“If you've got time to lean, then you've got time to clean.”
Michael Keaton - Ray Kroc

“Would you mind getting inside the oven to clean it?”
Deanna Dunagan - Nana

“- Jack Wells: Never been to Maine before, huh?
- Kelly Scott: Oh, I have good hygiene, I'm not welcome.”
Bill Pullman - Jack Wells
Bridget Fonda - Kelly Scott

“If I smelled as bad as you I wouldn't live near people.”
Kim Darby - Mattie Ross

“- Joan Crawford: Look at this floor. Do you call that clean? Do you?
- Christina Crawford (adult): Miss Jenkins said it was clean.
- Joan Crawford: Miss Jenkins said it was clean? Do you think it's clean? Do you think it's clean? Look at that, do you?
- Christina Crawford (adult): Yes, I do.”
Faye Dunaway - Joan Crawford
Diana Scarwid - Christina Crawford (adult)

“- Zed: Can I see you later?
- Maya: I think I have to wash my hair.
- Zed: You washed your hair last year.”
Jack Black - Zed
June Diane Raphael - Maya