“There used to be a real me, but I had it surgically removed.”
Peter Sellers

“My name is Raquel Welch. I am here for Visual Effects. And I have two of them.”

Raquel Welch

“Thankfully, beauty is easier to remove than apply, and a swipe of demaquillage in the right direction and you are you once again.”
Margaret Cho

“Is Elizabeth Taylor fat? Her favourite food is seconds.”
Joan Rivers On Liz Taylor

“In Hollywood, they'll forgive you if you're two-faced, but not if you're two-chinned.”
Colleen Dewhurst