“All cowboys ain't dumb. Some of them got smarts real good, like me.”
John Travolta - Bud

“You’re a fucking moron.”
Bob Balaban - Bernie Nayman

“Don’t throw effort after foolishness.”
Kirk Douglas - Spur

“I may not be street wise and all that, but at least I’m not that dumb!”
Jennifer Lopez - Selena Quintanilla

“Exactly like your father: a big, stupid, muscle-headed moron!”

Ethel Merman - Mrs. Marcus