“If you're going to lie to me, at least have the decency to do a credible job so I don't look like a complete idiot for having tried to trained you!”

John Travolta - Terl

“I know a thing or two about lies, and I know a thing or two about liars.”
Colin Farrell - Stu Shepard

“- Steven Taylor: I'm sure someone with your resume will be able to come up with an alibi in no time.
- David Shaw: I'm sure someone with my resume would just take the money and run.
- Steven Taylor: I'll bet you four hundred thousand more you don't.”
Michael Douglas - Steven Taylor
Viggo Mortensen - David Shaw

“Never bullshit a bullshitter.”
Donald Sutherland - Flan

“You're a terrible liar, it's one of your best qualities.”
Heather Juergensen - Helen Cooper