“If you're going to lie to me, at least have the decency to do a credible job so I don't look like a complete idiot for having tried to trained you!”

John Travolta - Terl

“I know a thing or two about lies, and I know a thing or two about liars.”
Colin Farrell - Stu Shepard

“- Steven Taylor: I'm sure someone with your resume will be able to come up with an alibi in no time.
- David Shaw: I'm sure someone with my resume would just take the money and run.
- Steven Taylor: I'll bet you four hundred thousand more you don't.”
Michael Douglas - Steven Taylor
Viggo Mortensen - David Shaw

“I lie in person and on the phone. I lie to my friends. I lie to newspapers and magazines who, who sell my lies to more and more people. I am just a part of a big cycle of lies, I should be fuckin' president.”
Colin Farrell - Stu Shepard

“The question is, Frau Helm, were you lying then, are you lying now, or are you not in fact a chronic and habitual liar?!”
Charles Laughton - Sir Wilfrid Roberts