Jon Favreau movie quotes

Jon Favreau movie quotes, phrases and lines
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Jon Favreau quotes
  • “The irony is that the more unapologetically sexist men are in movies, the more women tend to be attracted to them in person.”
    Jon Favreau
  • “- Peter Parker: I've face a lot of deception, and I'm tired of the lies. So it's time for the truth to be out there. Are you dating?
    - Happy Hogan: Yes.
    - May Parker: Not really.
    - Happy Hogan: What? I think...
    - May Parker: It's a summer fling.
    - Happy Hogan: Yes, that evolves and grows like any other. Open to wherever it might lead.
    - May...” (continue)
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    Tom Holland - Peter Parker
    Jon Favreau - Happy Hogan
    Marisa Tomei - May Parker
  • “- Flash Thompson: I post stupid videos daily for people to like me.
    - Happy Hogan: Hey, if it wasn't for those stupid videos, Spider-Man would have never found you.
    - Flash Thompson: Spider-Man...? Spider-Man follows me? I saved us, guys!
    - MJ: If you saved us, why are we about to die?”

    Tony Revolori - Flash Thompson
    Jon Favreau - Happy Hogan
    Zendaya - MJ
  • - Peter Parker: What's your password?
    - Happy Hogan: Password.
    - Peter Parker: No, what is your password?
    - Happy Hogan: Password. The word spelled out.
    - Peter Parker: You're head of security and your password is "password"?
    - Happy Hogan: I don't feel good about it either.

    Tom Holland - Peter Parker
    Jon Favreau - Happy Hogan
  • “- Peter Parker: Everywhere I go, I see his face. I just really miss him.
    - Happy Hogan: Yeah, I miss him too. I don't think Tony would've done what he did, if he didn't know you were gonna be here after he was gone.”

    Tom Holland - Peter Parker
    Jon Favreau - Happy Hogan
  • “- Robb: See, Mike, the only difference between giving up and not giving up is if you take her back when she wants to come back. But you can't do anything to make her want to come back. In fact, you can only do stuff to make her not want to come back.
    - Mike: So the only difference is if I forget about her or just pretend to forget about her?”

    Ron Livingston - Rob
    Jon Favreau - Mike
  • “- Johnny Chase: Iron Man 4! Downey's great don't get me wrong, I love Downey; he's just a little long in the tooth. I think you wanna go younger, man.
    - Jon Favreau: If I recall, you're 5 years older than him.”

    Kevin Dillon - Johnny Drama
    Jon Favreau - Jon Favreau
  • - Matt Murdock: Define "better". Huh? What would be a "better" client?
    - Franklin 'Foggy' Nelson: "Better" means "rich and guilty", okay? Remember when they taught us in law school how to create a moral vacuum so that you can represent people who aren't all necessarily innocent?

    Ben Affleck - Matt Murdock
    Jon Favreau - Franklin 'Foggy' Nelson
    [Tag:guilt, lawyers, wealth]
  • “- Adam Levy: We haven't had sex in like 3 weeks.
    - Kate Welles: Maybe it's because you clip your toenails in our bed.”

    Jon Favreau - Adam Levy
    Famke Janssen - Kate Welles
    [Tag:habit, sex]
  • “- Trent: Yeah, but you know what, Mike? You can make their heads bleed in this one.
    - Mike: Make somebody's head bleed.
    - Sue: No man, we're in the playoffs.”

    Vince Vaughn - Trent
    Jon Favreau - Mike
    Patrick Van Horn - Sue
    [Tag:blood, videogames]
  • “- Happy Hogan: You know, I got a real job. What do you want? I'm working. I've got something going on, here.
    - Tony Stark: What, harassing interns?
    - Happy Hogan: Let me tell you something. Do you know what happened when I told everyone I was Iron Man's bodyguard? They would laugh in my face. I had to leave while I still had a shred of dignity....” (continue)
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    Jon Favreau - Happy Hogan
    Robert Downey Jr. - Tony Stark
    [Tag:dignity, job]
  • “I would rather fail than not have a chance to figure it out on my own.”
    Jon Favreau
  • “I'm a very lazy person by nature. I have to be really engaged, and then I go straight from lazy to obsessive.”
    Jon Favreau
  • “- Kyle Fisher: I'm calling the police.
    - Robert Boyd: So help me God, you touch that fuckin' phone, I'll bury you with them!”

    Jon Favreau - Kyle Fisher
    Christian Slater - Robert Boyd
  • “- Tony Stark: I miss you, Happy.
    - Happy Hogan: Yeah, I miss you, too. But the way it used to be. Now you're off with the super-friends. I don't know what's going on with you, anymore. The world's getting weird.”

    Robert Downey Jr. - Tony Stark
    Jon Favreau - Happy Hogan
  • “- Trent: She smiled, baby.
    - Mike: I can't believe what an asshole you are.
    - Trent: Did she, or did she not smile.
    - Mike: She was smiling at what an asshole you are.”

    Vince Vaughn - Trent
    Jon Favreau - Mike
  • “My parents stay here too. They ain't never gonna die. It's the air conditioning. It's like they're in cold storage.”
    Jon Favreau - Chicago Taxi Driver
    [Tag:cold, parents]
  • “- Mike: What the fuck are you carrying a gun for? What, in case somebody steps to you, Snoop Dogg?
    - Sue: Hey man, you're not from here, alright. You don't know how it is. I grew up in L.A.
    - Trent: Anaheim.
    - Sue: Whatever, man. It's different out here. It's not like New York, Mikey.”

    Jon Favreau - Mike
    Patrick Van Horn - Sue
    Vince Vaughn - Trent
  • “- Trent: I'm gonna find me two waitresses here and I'm gonna pull me a Fredo.
    - Mike: Yeah, well they're all skanks.
    - Trent: What are talking about? Look at all the beautiful babies here.
    - Mike: The beautiful babies don't work the midnight-to-six on a Wednesday. This is the skank shift.”

    Vince Vaughn - Trent
    Jon Favreau - Mike
  • Look, we're gonna spend half the night driving around the Hills looking for this one party and you're going to say "it sucks" and we're all gonna leave and then we're gonna go look for this other party. But all the parties and all the bars, they all suck.
    Jon Favreau - Mike
  • “I can't even be around you. You're sitting here and you're like this incredibly juicy ham sandwich that I just want to stuff in my mouth and I can't because my lips are sewn shut.”

    Jon Favreau - Adam Levy
  • “You know what kind of guy you attract like that? You attract the guy with his pants around his ass at the mall.”
    Jon Favreau - Joey
  • - Trent: And you got these fucking claws and these fangs, man! And you're looking at your claws and you're looking at your fangs. And you're thinking to yourself, you don't know what to do, man. "I don't know how to kill the bunny". With this you don't know how to kill the bunny, do you know what I mean?
    - Sue: You're like a big bear, man.
    -... (continue)
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    Vince Vaughn - Trent
    Patrick Van Horn - Sue
    Jon Favreau - Mike
  • “- Lorraine: Hi Mike, I'm Lorraine.
    - Mike: Like the quiche.
    - Lorraine: Like the quiche? That's a really original joke.”

    Heather Graham - Lorraine
    Jon Favreau - Mike
  • “- Mike: Why'd they get rid of the fighting? It was the best part of the old version.
    - Sue: I think kids were hittin' each other or somethin', man.”

    Jon Favreau - Mike
    Patrick Van Horn - Sue