Jason Statham movie quotes

- Brant: A double Irish.
- Wellesley Barman: Only thing, buddy, we're closed.
- Brant: Listen up, I'm only gonna say this once. I ain't your buddy. When I ask for a drink, you say, "Ice with that, sir?". Now, let's begin again. A double Irish.
Jason Statham - Brant
Felix Scott - Wellesley Barman

“Looking good and feeling good go hand in hand.”
Jason Statham

“I'm what you might call a champagne problem.”
Jason Statham - Shaw

“- Luke Hobbs: You wanna tell me just what the hell we're dealing with here?
- Deckard Shaw: It's my sister. Family business!
- Luke Hobbs: When it's the fate of the world, it becomes my business.”
The Rock - Hobbs
Jason Statham - Shaw

“- Deckard Shaw: This job requires stealth. Look at you.
- Luke Hobbs: I'm trying to save the world, which, for the record, will be my fourth time. 'Cause I'm really good at it.”
Jason Statham - Shaw
The Rock - Hobbs

“- Danny: I'm done with killing.
- Agent: Yeah well, maybe killing ain't done with you.”
Jason Statham - Danny
Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje - Agent

“If you don't tell me what I need to know, I'm gonna press down on this chair until it crushes your trachea. Trust me, it's agonizing. Plus, there's the posthumous humiliation of having been killed with a chair.”

Jason Statham - Parker

“- Susan Cooper: Where'd you get a suit?
- Rick Ford: I fucking made it, didn't I?”
Melissa McCarthy - Susan Cooper
Jason Statham - Rick Ford

“- Alex Rosen: What is she to you?
- Luke Wright: Life.”
Anson Mount - Alex Rosen
Jason Statham - Luke Wright

“A word of advice, girls. If you're picking the wrong fight at least pick the right weapon.”
Jason Statham - Brant

“- Deckard: Do you really believe you can beat me in a straight-up old fashioned fist fight?
- Hobbs: Let me tell you something. Me and you. One on one. No one else around. I will beat your ass like a Cherokee drum.”
Jason Statham - Deckard
The Rock - Hobbs

“- Courier: Five months in Brazil. You're a hard man to find.
- Arthur Bishop: [in Portuguese] I don't speak English.
- Courier: You even have the accent right.
- Arthur Bishop: [in Portuguese] If you say so.
- Courier: I do say so.”
Yayaying Rhatha Phongam - Courier
Jason Statham - Arthur Bishop

“- Rick Ford: I've swallowed enough microchips and shit them back out again to make a computer. This arm has been ripped off completely and re-attached with this fuckin' arm.
- Susan Cooper: I don't know that that's possible... I mean medically...”
Jason Statham - Rick Ford
Melissa McCarthy - Susan Cooper

“When I'm sober... When I'm healthy and well... I hurt people. I'm lethal. I drink to weaken the machine they made.”
Jason Statham - Joey

“- Agent: Mercenaries, hit men, heroes. You're all part of that two percent of men who are natural killers. That's why you'll never get out. You can't run away from who you are, Danny.
- Danny: That's not who I am, that's what I've done. And I can do something else.”
Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje - Agent
Jason Statham - Danny

“The greatest enemy will hide in the last place you would ever look.”
Jason Statham - Jake Green

“I can take care of things. That’s all you need to know.”

Jason Statham - Nick Wild

“Dorothy Macha, the man responsible for the time I served. A man who'll pass a death sentence quicker than you'll pass the salt.”
Jason Statham - Jake Green

“- Harry McKenna: You're a goddamn machine. You see things. You view people differently than I do, differently than anybody does. But you have a problem, Arthur. You need companionship.
- Arthur Bishop: I have you Harry.
- Harry McKenna: Oh, then you're in deeper shit than I thought.”
Jason Statham - Arthur Bishop
Donald Sutherland - Harry McKenna

“You've got a knife? I've got a spoon.”
Jason Statham - Joey

“- Tommy: The human body hasn't got used to dairy products yet.
- Turkish: Well fuck me, Tommy. What have you been reading?”
Stephen Graham - Tommy
Jason Statham - Turkish

“Rule number two: no names.”
Jason Statham - Frank Martin

“Tell your principal it never pays to fuck with the dead.”

Jason Statham - Arthur Bishop

“- Phil Broker: Come on, look around: beautiful house, horse trails, river in the back yard. Seriously, what else could we ask for?
- Maddy Broker: WiFi.”
Jason Statham - Phil Broker
Izabela Vidovic - Maddy Broker

“The best jobs are the ones nobody even knows you were there.”
Jason Statham - Arthur Bishop