“My name is Chance and I'm lost in the city with an optimistic dog and a sarcastic kitty.”
Michael J. Fox - Chance

“I'm tired of leading the dog's life and fighting likes cats and dogs against cats and dogs.”
Jimmy Stewart - Wylie Burp

“- Jensen: Did you know that cats can make one thousand different sounds and dogs can only make ten? Cats, man. Not to be trusted.
- Pooch: You know what? Do me a favor - never say that again.”
Chris Evans - Jensen
Columbus Short - Pooch

“- Sue: There's a ton of food.
- Walt Kowalski: Yeah, well just keep your hands off my dog.
- Sue: No worries, we only eat cats.”
Ahney Her - Sue
Clint Eastwood - Walt Kowalski

“A little-known cat secret. You know why we hate dogs? 'Cause we wanna be dogs! We have dog complexes.”
Susie Essman - Mittens