“Cats & Dogs” quotes(2001)
Plot – Prof. Brody is a moody and distracted scientist always locked in his laboratory. He almost forgets the existence of his wife and son, but finally he gets the result he was looking for: he has created a vaccine to eliminate humans' allergy to dogs, but now he has to deal with Mr.Tinkles, an evil Persian cat who rules the feline movement against dogs and manages to destroy the vaccine. The canine world organizes in turn while cats team up with rats to spread the allergy. In the end, dogs win but the vaccine is destroyed during an explosion at Brody's.
All actors – Jeff Goldblum, Elizabeth Perkins, Alexander Pollock, Miriam Margolyes, Myron Natwick, Doris Chillcott, Kirsten Robek, Frank C. Turner, Mar Andersons, Gillian Barber, Carol Ann Susi, Randi Kaplanshow all
“Cats & Dogs” Quotes 14 quotes
“Stand still, I need to crush you.”
“- Lou the Beagle: Get off me, you furball!
- Russian Blue: You fight like a poodle.”
“Failure is not an option.”
“Evil does not wear a bonnet!”
“Failure is unacceptable!”
“- Lou the Beagle : You should've fought for me; for my family.
- Butch: Why? What good would it do?
- Lou the Beagle : What about man's best friend?”
“I think we should just concentrate on the glasses half full.”
“I will tell you nothing! I may look cute and cuddly, but inside... granite!”
- Lou the Beagle: I've never met a stray.
- Ivy: Actually, I prefer "domestically challenged".
“With the dogs out of the way, cats will overthrow the humans and you will recieve your just reward: sixteen pounds of Monterey Jack and the continent of Australia.”
“- Lou the Beagle: I'm a secret agent.
- Ivy: An agent? Why, you're a little small for an agent. Shouldn't you be busy having fun?
- Lou the Beagle: I don't have time for fun.”
“We help them. We work for them. We tolerate that stupid boochy-boochy baby talk crap. And for what? So that when they go off to college, they can dump you off with some old lady who can't throw a ball without so much as breaking her hip!”