“- Mrs. Teevee: Loompaland? There's no such place.
- Willy Wonka: Excuse me, dear lady, but...
- Mrs. Teevee: Mr. Wonka, I am a teacher of geography.
- Willy Wonka: Oh, well, then you know all about it and what a terrible country it is.”
Nora Denney - Mrs. Teevee
Gene Wilder - Willy Wonka

“- Chuck Lumley: As we sit here and idly chat, there are woman, female human beings, rolling around in strange beds with strange men, and we are making money from that.
- Bill Blazejowski: Is this a great country, or what?”
Henry Winkler - Chuck Lumley
Michael Keaton - Bill Blazejowski

“[to an American tourist couple]
You wanted to see a bit of the real India?”

Dev Patel - Older Jamal

“This is Berk. It snows nine months of the year, and hails the other three. Any food that grows here is tough and tasteless. The people that grow here are even more so. The only upsides are the pets. While other places have ponies or parrots... we have... dragons.”
Jay Baruchel - Hiccup

“- Grimm: I booked the eleven o'clock to Martinique.
- Phyllis: Martinique?
- Loomis: Martinique? But I don't know anything about Martinique.
- Grimm: What did you know about Fiji?
- Loomis: Well... nothing.”
Bill Murray - Grimm
Geena Davis - Phyllis
Randy Quaid - Loomis