“- Lalit Verma: Tej, would you like a cigar?
- Tej Puri: Thanks, I've given up.
- Lalit Verma: America makes everyone give up smoking.”
Naseeruddin Shah - Lalit Verma
Rajat Kapoor - Tej Puri

“I wish you wouldn't smoke. We should never have sent you to America, you picked up such appalling habits there.”

Oliver Cotton - King Haroak

“- Willie: Hey, leave me some Chesterfields.
- Eva: Can I get them in Cleveland?
- Willie: Yeah, yeah, you can get 'em in Cleveland.
- Eva: They taste good there, like here?
- Willie: It's the same Chesterfields.
- Eva: Yeah?
- Willie: All over America. Yeah.”
John Lurie - Willie
Eszter Balint - Eva

“- Abbott: Put that out. There's no smoking in here.
- Costello: What makes you think I'm smoking?
- Abbott: You've got a cigar in your mouth!
- Costello: I've got shoes on... it doesn't mean I'm walking.”
Bud Abbott - Abbott
Lou Costello - Costello

“Pinocchio! So, this is where I find you! How do you ever expect to be a real boy? Look at yourself! Smoking! Playing pool! You're coming right home with me this minute!”

Cliff Edwards - Jiminy Cricket