“- Ma Cox: I'm just so glad you learned to play the guitar so good... even without having a sense of smell!
- Dewey Cox: It's okay mama, I learned how to play by ear.”
Margo Martindale - Ma Cox
John C. Reilly - Dewey Cox

“You can take from every experience what it has to offer you. And you cannot be defeated if you just keep taking one breath followed by another.”
Oprah Winfrey

“It's always helpful to learn from your mistakes because then your mistakes seem worthwhile.”
Garry Marshall

“By the time you're eighty years old you've learned everything. You only have to remember it.”
George Burns

“The most important development for a girl ambitious for a screen career, is development of the mind. She should be interested in music. She should read fine books, learn to dance, and possibly study for one of the sciences.”
Jean Harlow