“Why is it that when people have sex with strangers on their mind their IQ just drops like 40 points?”
Robert Sean Leonard - Tom

“You try making love to a complete stranger in a hostile, mutant environment, see how you like it.”
Roddy Piper - Sam Hell

- Stacy: This is kind of embarrassing to admit, but I remember when it was actually fun to say, "wow, that really felt great! What's your name again?".
- Melissa: I've never had sex with someone I didn't know. For that matter, I've never said, "wow, that felt really great".
Lea Thompson - Stacy
Victoria Jackson - Melissa

“It was the early eighties, and sex was still a good way to meet new people.”

Lea Thompson - Stacy

“- Assistant Mechanic: Never heard of no one so shit-all stupid as you drivin' off that road. You musta got manure for your brains.
- Clark Griswold: Yeah, well, I'm from out of town.”
John Diehl - Assistant Mechanic
Chevy Chase - Clark Griswold