“But the worst thing is: that Me, Fatty, Sideburns Lady, and the mutants over at Table 9, will never ever find a way to better the situation, because apparently we have nothing to offer to the opposite sex.”

Adam Sandler - Robbie Hart

“I'm sorry that good-looking people like us made you throw up and feel bad about yourself.”

Ben Stiller - Derek Zoolander

“- Nicole Springer: I feel like such an asshole.
- Nick: You're just saying that because you have Preparation-H on your face.”
Catherine Keener - Nicole Springer
Steve Buscemi - Nick Reve

“If you’re nothing without that suit, then you shouldn’t have it.”

Robert Downey Jr. - Tony Stark

“I don't like the sound of my voice or how I look or anything.”
Bill Hader