“The Wedding Singer” quotes

Movie The Wedding Singer
Title The Wedding Singer
Year 1998
Director Frank Coraci
Genre Comedy, Romance, Music
Plot – Robbie Hart would like to be a rock singer but he performs during wedding ceremonies to scrape out a living. On the day of his marriage, the bride leaves him on the altar and from that day on, Robbie decides to ruin every marriage he participates to.
All actors – Adam Sandler, Drew Barrymore, Christine Taylor, Allen Covert, Matthew Glave, Ellen Albertini Dow, Angela Featherstone, Alexis Arquette, Christina Pickles, Jodi Thelen, Frank Sivero, Patrick McTavish
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  • “- Robbie Hart: Who'd like to dance with this lovely young lady?
    - Grandpa at Bar Mitzvah: I'd like to do more than dance with her!”

    Adam Sandler - Robbie Hart
    Al Hopson - Grandpa at Bar Mitzvah
    [Tag:dancing, sex]
  • “They rip your heart out of your ass!”

    Carmen Filpi - Old Man in Bar
  • “- Sammy: Uh oh.
    - Robbie: What?
    - Sammy: You like her.
    - Robbie Hart: No, I don't!
    - Sammy: Of course you do. She's a cool chick with a hot ass.
    - Robbie: You talk about her ass again, I'll break your neck.”

    Allen Covert - Sammy
    Adam Sandler - Robbie Hart
  • “Good afternoon, everyone. We're flying at 26,000 feet, moving up to 30,000 feet, and we've got clear skies all the way to Las Vegas. Right now, we're bringing you some in-flight entertainment. One of our first class passengers would like to sing you a songinspired by one of our coach passengers. And since we let our first class passengers do,...” (continue)(continue reading)

    Billy Idol - Billy Idol
    [Tag:flying, singers]
  • “- Father of the Bride: Hey, buddy, I'm not paying you to hear your thoughts on life. I'm paying you to sing.
    - Robbie Hart: Well, I have a microphone, and you don't, so you will listen to every damn word I have to say!”

    Mark Lonow - Father of the Bride
    Adam Sandler - Robbie Hart
  • “- Julia Sullivan: I puked.
    - Robbie Hart: Okay. Don't worry.
    - Julia Sullivan: I vomited in my hair.
    - Robbie Hart: All right.
    - Julia Sullivan: Does my hair smell bad?
    [Robbie smells her hair]
    - Robbie Hart: No, it smells good, actually.”

    Drew Barrymore - Julia Sullivan
    Adam Sandler - Robbie Hart
    [Tag:hair, stink]
  • “If you find somebody you can love, you can't let that get away.”
    Allen Covert - Sammy
  • “- Mr. Simms: Do you have any experience?
    - Robbie Hart: No, sir, I have no experience but I'm a big fan of money. I like it, I use it, I have a little. I keep it in a jar on top of my refrigerator. I'd like to put more in that jar. That's where you come in.”

    Kevin Nealon - Mr. Simms
    Adam Sandler - Robbie Hart
    [Tag:experience, job, money]
  • “- Robbie Hart: Are you drinking, too?
    - Julia: No, it's Coca-Cola.
    - Robbie Hart: Are you sure? There's no rum in that Coca-Cola?
    - Julia: I'm not a big drinker. And if it was, I'd probably be puking more than that kid!
    - Robbie Hart: Oh, I don't think anybody could puke more than that kid. I think I saw a boot come out of him.”

    Adam Sandler - Robbie Hart
    Drew Barrymore - Julia Sullivan
  • “But the worst thing is: that Me, Fatty, Sideburns Lady, and the mutants over at Table 9, will never ever find a way to better the situation, because apparently we have nothing to offer to the opposite sex.”

    Adam Sandler - Robbie Hart
  • “All right, remember: alcohol equals puke, equals smelly mess, equals nobody likes you!”
    Adam Sandler - Robbie Hart
  • “- Billy Idol: How you doin', sir. Chicken or fish?
    - Glenn Guglia: You better get out of my way, Billy. You're gonna get hurt!
    - Billy Idol: Oh yeah?
    - Biker: Don't you talk to Billy Idol that way!”

    Billy Idol - Billy Idol
    Matthew Glave - Glenn Guglia
  • “- Robbie Hart: I don't even know your last name.
    - Glenn Guglia: It's Guglia.
    - Robbie Hart: Guglia? Oh, so Julia's last name's gonna be Guglia. Julia Guglia! That's funny!
    - Glenn Guglia: Why is that funny?
    - Robbie Hart: I... don't know.”

    Adam Sandler - Robbie Hart
    Allen Covert - Glenn Guglia
    Matthew Glave - Glenn Guglia
  • “You don't know how much I need you. While you're near me, I don't feel blue and when we kiss I know you need me too. I can't believe I found a love that's so pure and true. But it all was bullshit. It was a goddamn joke and when I think of you, Linda, I hope you fucking choke. I hope you're glad with what you've done to me. I lay in bed all day...” (continue)(continue reading)

    Adam Sandler - Robbie Hart
    [Tag:love, sadness, singing]
  • “- Robbie Hart: You hit two cones back there. Those could have been people... they could have been guests at her wedding!
    - Sammy: They were cones!”

    Adam Sandler - Robbie Hart
    Allen Covert - Sammy
    [Tag:accident, driving]
  • “- Julia Sullivan: Did you have any idea she wasn't the right one when you were together?
    - Robbie Hart: I should have. Uh, I remember we went to the Grand Canyon one time. We were flying there and I'd never been there before and Linda had, so you would think that she would give me the window seat but she didn't and... not that that's a big deal,...” (continue)
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    Drew Barrymore - Julia Sullivan
    Adam Sandler - Robbie Hart
  • “You'll know when you meet the right girl because it's not how you feel about her, it's how she makes you feel about yourself.”
    Ellen Albertini Dow - Rosie
  • “- Robbie Hart: How much is it?
    - Flight Attendant: It's free.
    - Robbie Hart: It's what? Holy shit, this is incredible. Actually, I shouldn't drink. I fell in love with this girl who's going to marry an idiot, so I'm on my way to Vegas to stop them.
    - Female Passenger: That's the sweetest thing I have ever heard! Where are they getting married?
    -...” (continue)
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    Adam Sandler - Robbie Hart
  • “- Rosie: I'll be a beautiful young woman, and you be Robbie. Now, ask me out.
    - Robbie Hart: You know, I'm really not comfortable...
    - Rosie: Hello, sir. Was there something you wanted to ask me?
    - Robbie Hart: Fine. Would you like to go out on a date with me?
    - Rosie: No. Your penis is too small.”

    Ellen Albertini Dow - Rosie
    Adam Sandler - Robbie Hart