“- Simone: Being cheap is one thing. Looking cheap is another. That really takes talent...
- George: Some women are whores. Some whores are black. You take what you're given, don't you?”
Cathy Tyson - Simone
Bob Hoskins - George

“I don't eat anything so I can look good on the outside, but on the inside, there's nothing.”
Uma Thurman - Noelle

“I always wanted to become an astronaut, for the future of mankind and all. At least, that’s what I always told myself. I see myself from the outside. Smile, present a side. It’s a performance, with my eye on the exit. Always on the exit. Just don’t touch me.”
Brad Pitt - Roy McBride

“- Amber: Who is this?
- Andre: I am Andre le Pate. I have big balls! And my ass breathes fire!”
Bridgette Wilson-Sampras - Amber
Christian Clavier - Andre

“A man hasn't any idea what his soul looks like until he gazes into the eyes for the woman that he's married to. And then, if he's any kind of decent human being, he spends the next couple of days throwing up. Because no honest man can stand that image.”
Danny DeVito - Phil Cooper