“- George Clyde: Rodel, you want my bacon?
- Jake: Yes, I could eat it.
- George Clyde: Well, I'll shit it out by the oak tree in the morning, you just go and help yourself.”
Simon Baker - George Clyde
Tobey Maguire - Jake Roedel

“This is such a wonderful dinner, Mother. How do you find the time?”

Jean Louisa Kelly - Tia Russell

“- Julie Mott: I don't eat flesh.
- Marcus Burnett: Say what?
- Julie Mott: That's flesh that you're shoveling into your mouth. You know, that was, like, a living, breathing creature. You know, it probably had a name.”
Téa Leoni - Julie Mott
Martin Lawrence - Marcus Burnett

“- Det. Billy Rosewood: Wow. You know, it says here that by the time the average American is fifty, he's got five pounds of undigested red meat in his bowels.
- Sgt. Taggart: Why are you telling me this? What makes you think I have any interest in that at all?
- Det. Billy Rosewood: Well, you eat a lot of red meat.”
Judge Reinhold - Det. Billy Rosewood
John Ashton - Sgt. Taggart

“- Mia Toretto: Tuna on white. No crust, right?
- Brian O'Conner: I don't know. How is it?
- Mia Toretto: Every day for the last three weeks you've been coming in here and you've been asking me how the tuna is. Now, it was crappy yesterday, it was crappy the day before and guess what? It hasn't changed.”
Jordana Brewster - Mia Toretto
Paul William Walker IV - Brian O'Conner